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I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it's pretty stupid.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 122 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] schwim@piefed.zip 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only thing that's real

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@piefed.social 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I remember .. everything.

[–] neonchaos@piefed.social 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone I know, goes away in the end.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

What a ride! That's what she said.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And you could have it all,

My empire of dirt.

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Or was it an empire of shit?

We need to know if you wanted Jesus or heroin.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Empire of dirt.

The shit was "crown of shit" in Trent Reznor's original. In Johnny Cash's cover he changed it to "crown of thorns".

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[–] azureskypirate@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I hurt myself today

to see if I still feel.

I focus on the pain

the only thing that's real...

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol that's the first thing I thought of when I read the title.

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[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My sweetest friend ?

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

The same, but with an index finger that now and forever won't point straight.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Stop posting here, you should focus on the pain.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The only thing that's real.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

You’ve become my Swedish friend.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What did you do to get the injury?

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 49 points 6 days ago (8 children)

So...you know how sometimes vehicles sound a bit rough, and you think " I'll look at YouTube" and youtube says maybe it the wheel bearing, and you jack it up and spin the wheel and listen and see if it is the wheel bearing? What youtube (and common sense) doesn't say is don't put your finger in the rim to spin it, because there's a caliper there. Trust, you do not want your finger in between a wheel and a caliper when you are trying to spin the drive wheel as hard as you can.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My partner calls me a cat because I can catch flies. Good reaction time, hand-eye coordination, likely from being a former hockey goalie in uni. If I drop something, I can often manage to catch it with the same hand I dropped it from, which is usually pretty neat.

Not so long ago I was drying a sharp kitchen knife.

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

...ly fucking stupid. I am stunned at my own idiocy.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 days ago

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, even from an injury like this.

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[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago

And here I thought I was stupid for constantly burning my hand on the exhaust cause I don''t let it cool off before working on it

[–] bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thank you for sharing, glad you still have ten digits.

[–] Bunitonito@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Your finger good tho right? If you go knuckle first it's usually losing skin and a learning lesson. I don't talk about the other way

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yep, might be a bit wonky. Thought about leaving it, cover with a bandage and hope for the best, but went to hospital just in case. Glad I did, open fracture and stitches required. Nurses and doctors were great, glad I did.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

Yikes!

Two recent finger injuries to make you feel better!

I sliced my thumb open vertically with a pocket knife trying to cut a zip tie off of something. My thumb looked like a snakes tongue, and now I have a scar that makes my thumb look like a dick head.

Same thumb, just post healing, I was helping a friend move, grabbed a bicycle by the wheel to put it on top of the truck. Wheel spun, bike frame spun the opposite direction, the spoke cut into my thumb, and had my buddy not reacted quickly (or if he had simply grabbed the bike and pulled instead of just stabilizing it), I likely would have lost the thumb entirely. Broke the bone, spoke cut all the way to the bone. It suuuuuucked.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

In the future rather then spin it grab the tyre and wobble it.

If it's got movement it's shagged.

Just don't pull it off what ever you have it jacked up on.

The real benefit is if you're wheel bearing is really rooted you can tell on the ground.

Spinning can tell you about cv shafts though because they tend to click.

Source am mechanic

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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

to see if you still feel the pain ? right

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 6 days ago

I hurt myself today

To see if you still feel?

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did the needle tear a hole?

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know this is a NIN reference but no, the doctor decided the stitches would hurt less than the lidocaine injection. But yes, did get a tenanus shot.

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[–] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Same

I did mine two days ago, took a chunk of finger tip out while cutting a loaf of bread on a cutting board which was not on a non-slip surface. People talk about how nice sourdough is, but never how dangerous. Worth it.

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you prolly shouldnt do that. it can be painful.

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