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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If there were a god, and the god demands your soul, then it was never your soul to begin with.

You basically had a license to use a soul while you were alive.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Theological enshittification.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"You will own nothing and worship me for it" -YHWH

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago
[–] waldfee@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a god demands your soul for background operations, they're a daemon.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If a God is named Matt, it's a Damon

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[–] kinship@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't God be the Kernel and us the Daemons?

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[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Deus ex machina.

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I know religion isn't exactly the most popular topic on Lemmy, but I wanted to offer a Christian perspective on this.

"God demands your soul for eternity, so he must be a demon."

This argument fundamentally misunderstands biblical theology and relies on Hollywood tropes rather than the text.

First, God doesn't need to "demand" or bargain for your soul because He already owns it. As the Creator, Ezekiel 18:4 flat out says, "Behold, all souls are mine." You can't demand or bargain for property you already hold the deed to.

Secondly, God's ownership doesn't magically end if a person rejects Him. Pop culture paints a picture where God gets the souls of the saved, and Satan claims the souls of the damned. That’s Dante’s Inferno, not the Bible. Satan isn't the ruler of Hell collecting souls; he will be a prisoner punished alongside them.

Even for those who reject God and are cast into the fire, God remains entirely sovereign over them. Matthew 10:28 makes this clear: "And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell."

TL;DR: God isn't a demon trying to snatch your soul. He is the rightful owner giving you a choice to spend eternity with Him as an adopted heir, or separated from Him in the fire, but He maintains absolute authority over your soul either way.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on your religion...

Gnostics would disagree with most of what's written here and would largely side with OP.

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not extremely familiar with gnosticism, but I don't believe they think God is a demon. I think a lot of what they believe is based on duality right?

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They literally believe God is an evil God and that's why suffering exists in the world. It's also why people who increase others suffering are rewarded in this world.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just this god of this failed material realm that we're in.

They believe this reality was a mistake and the god of it is an imposter who's either gormless or actively cruel, depending on which sect.

There is a higher realm above this one though with the true big daddy good guy god in it, and that's who Jesus was on about in the new testament.

Jesus is more like a prophet to gnostics as he's the first one to pick up on and preach about the higher realm god.

(I've been weirdly into learning about gnosticism lately, it's fascinating stuff.)

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Was Jesus talking about the higher realm God in the gnostic gospels?

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

More like a slave. Licensees have the option to freely opt out, slaves face punishment if they try.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It really is a shame on Lemmy that there's generally a tone of dismissal when it comes to religion, even though it's one of many things that I believe is to each their own. I'm glad you wrote this out, it's succinctly put.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I feel to each their own for all of the religions who feel the same to people who aren't members of their religion. The ones that say people outside their group are evil or deserving of enslavement or torture, spread through violence and colonialism, or try to legislate their religious, faith-based beliefs in government should be dismissed.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

it reads like fantasy

there's better fantasy novels

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You see, God loves you! It's just, if you're Hindi or atheist or something, you must burn forever and ever and ever and ever... 90% of humanity must suffer for all eternity.

That's what love is, don't you know. Being tortured forever in Hell for all time, with God watching you, laughing! (according to Bible, He watches those suffering in Hell with amusement).

TL;DR: God might not be a demon, but He is certainly demonic.

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[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"god owns your soul" : therefore we have no true freedom and god is a gaslighting monster, and not worthy of my time.

"God does not own your soul" : Therefore I am free and god wants what is not his, and not worthy of my time

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I know religion isn't popular here because Sky Daddy isn't real, but I wanted to talk some shit anyway about the stupidity that is the Christian religion.

Humans existed before Christianity and the "made up bible" references this fact by admitting there are other gods. How can the Christian God own all souls when they are not the only god. This is an outlandish claim which is clearly bullshit propaganda even by bible standards.

Second, even if you believed the "made up bible" the word hell is not a correct translation. The context of these words were lost long ago and the modern translations of the Bible such as NRSV are even more worthless because they are literally just making up the translation based upon partisan opinions.

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[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

You're describing a parent that thinks they own their children's souls and bodies, and thinks they can do whatever he wants to them, up to and including torturing them with fire.

That sort of thing ought to make any decent person sick to their stomach, but christians will tell you its love. It should be no wonder that there are so many pedophile priests and christian fascists that want to tell you what you can do with your own body.

I know religion isn’t exactly the most popular topic on Lemmy

Then you should go back to the hole you crawled out of.

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[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does he though? You have to jump through quite some hoops for him to accept your soul at all.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Jehova created a religion so souls would stay free from sin and head towards the light at death. He's an ethereal angler fish and needs to feed. Sin is less nourishing.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He just wants to keep all the good ones. The bad and rotten ones can go to his fallen disciple.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have reached step one towards gnosticism lol. I dont believe it but learning about Yaldabaoth is like cool fanfiction for an agnostic/atheist

if anyone is so inclined, check out the song Original Sinsuality by Tori Amos, my introduction to these other gods

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jehovah? YHWH more like it. Some bum ass storm god from farmers becomes the Christian solo god despite having a whole ass pantheon of other gods.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Explain. Everything I know of Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonai is that they're the Demiurge in their mythos, not a storm god.

I also know that Allah had a pantheon, but never heard of the same for Yahweh

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh found this about Yahweh. Suggests starting as a weather/war god before absorbing the rest of the pantheon into themselves. El was the top of that pantheon

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aren't they all just the same God under different names?

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[–] kender242@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Not sure if this answers your questions but I read a book several years ago that argued something similar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evolution_of_God

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I have a hard time believing in god, souls, eternity, and demons, so it's a moot point.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This homie gets it. Stupid Yaldabaoth causing all this BS.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Fun little coincidence, it's a screen grab from this video I was watching about Gnosticism earlier today.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

isn't it more your allowed in.

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Allowed implies that you have a choice in the matter. The choice was made for you, though. You follow a particular doctrine as closely as possible. If the big man approves, you go up. Otherwise, down. There is no choosing allowed, except in your dilemma between instinct and faith. You may choose to police your reactions via the authority of your faith. That’s still not a choice on where you go after death, though. It’s a leap of faith toward a hypothetical predetermined outcome.

One could never be the perfect follower and also choose to go down. That was never part of the arrangement.

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