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[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 96 points 9 months ago

That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 62 points 9 months ago

*swimming through the desert in your tank

[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name...

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 88 points 9 months ago

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

Only if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 68 points 9 months ago

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 69 points 9 months ago

Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

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[-] Andonno@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

[-] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 20 points 9 months ago

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

✅ Can drink the water.

❎ Should drink the water.

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 44 points 9 months ago

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Simple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

[-] nuke@yah.lol 24 points 9 months ago

Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.

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[-] pigup@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago
[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

[-] atocci@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago

A fish tank, if you will

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 36 points 9 months ago

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago
[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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[-] Captain@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago

Love the emotional support fish

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

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[-] robotopera@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago

Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.

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[-] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

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[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.

Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 17 points 9 months ago

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...

... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

[-] dynamo@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Air is a compressible fluid. Water is incompressible. Energy from shock waves will be transmitted from the hull to the crew in a much more efficient fashion.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 9 points 9 months ago

Wait, explain that to an idiot please. Could the water pressure crush a person? It wouldn't just go up?

[-] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Because water doesn't compress it transfers any shockwaves straight through anybody who is in the water. This happens much faster than the water has time to move out of the way.

Sailors who are in the water after abandoning ship during naval battles are in extreme danger of dying if a bomb goes off close by.

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[-] esc27@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.

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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Inertia will be a bitch tho

[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 12 points 9 months ago

As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.

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