If you would like to Pee
Answer thus my riddles Three
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If you would like to Pee
Answer thus my riddles Three
If only to Poo
Then my riddles Two
Nah imma sit on him
Shit on him? Don't do that
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I'll just use the litter box, I guess.
meh i'd piss in the sink
sink pissers untie

Dangle me this, human…
is the riddle giving him treats
I think luring him away with treats might work...
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Pisspisspiss?
you know the toilet is out of commission because that makes it spiritual trash and worthy to be a cat's throne
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Oh shit,I know this one but forgot...
Derek Zoolander doesn't know what either is?
kitty is busy grooving to Biz Markie's T.S.R (Toilet Stool Rap):
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