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[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 143 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mitch is stuck in the dispensing area.

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[–] SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 3 weeks ago
[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 84 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Mark Twain

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, it wasn't Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain's death.

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him

Edit: I feel like it's really important understand when I say this it's the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought that other giant piece of shit republican was about to die?

Let's hope these old republican assholes all start dying off quick.

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can throw your rock, and hide your hand Working in the dark against your fellow man But sure as God made black and white What's done in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run for a long time Sooner or later God'll cut you down

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

These downvoters don't recognize Johnny Cash...

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

oh thank god. Fuck that guy.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I still can't believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 weeks ago

Worst kept secret ever

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

They say one should never say bad things about the dead, only good.

He is dead. Good.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fucking hell I was thinking would see Mitch McConnell death announcement, I was not expecting this....I just know can't stop smiling.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Enjoy hell you insufferable prick.

[–] gointhefridge@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago

Graham before McConnell? t’s like walking into a deli and coming out with a free slice of cake. I didn’t expect it, but I’m not upset.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

RULE OF THREE. WHO’S NEXT?

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[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Aw, thats a real shame... So anyway, I says to mabel, I says,

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[–] sqauffle@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Dude what let's fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good riddance, hopefully McConnell is already dead.

[–] grinning_serpent@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

He is. Or he's a vegetable, which is no different in terms of being able to perform hus duties as a senator. They're playing weekend at Bernie's with him and they'll do the same when ol Grim eventually claims Trump.

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[–] Harelipsteve@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.

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[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Rest in piss

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Some people make the world a better place with their passing, others make the world a better place with their passing

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[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

C'mon, Yahweh; take Bibi next.

[–] ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] badmancrooks@kopitalk.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't believe in God, but they did just get me an unmatched birthday present, could not have asked for a better gift.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your present!

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

It’s only Sunday and my week is already awesome!

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One evil bastard down, the GOP-1 number of evil bastards to go.

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[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ladybird, ladybird,

Fly away home,

Your house is on fire

And your children all gone;

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From the looks of that photo, even he's saying, "Hooray!"

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm glad I'm living at a time where I outlive the people I loathe

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I can only wish for the trend to continue.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.

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