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[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The literal DEFINITION of Nazi is a member of the National Socialist German Worker's Party

I've seen nazis pushing that talking point at least since the dawn of the internet

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Doesn't even make fucking sense, like, you can't be a nationalist socialist without being part of a specific nationalist socialist party? what

Literally just people screaming "i'm a nazi but that's fine"

Um actually they’re not a real nazi because they’re delinquent in paying their membership dues

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It's like saying you can't be a communist without being a member of the CPSU, which you can't because it doesn't exist anymore. It's smugness for the sake of being smug.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We're told that after the war

The Nazis vanished without a trace

But battalions of fascists

Still dream of a master race

The history books they tell

Of their defeat at '45

But they all came out of the woodwork

On the day the Nazi died

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They say the prisoner of Spandau was a symbol of defeat

Whilst Hess remained in prison then the fascists, they were beat

So the promiae of an aryan world would never materialize

But why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the nazi died?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The world is riddled with maggots, the maggots are getting fat

They’re making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureaucrats

They’re taking over the boardrooms, and they’re fat and full of pride

And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So if you meet with these historians, I'll tell you what to say

Tell them that the nazis never really went away

They're out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies

and we'll never rest again, until every nazi dies.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Its incredible how he can sing extremely well in English, Arabic, Russian, German, Spanish, and French :3 (and he for the most part does it without sheets)

[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

a person who can't spell fascism would like to tell you what is and isn't fascist

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

The "facism" understander has logged on.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Facist sounds like an incel term for girls who won't fuck them.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew a guy in high school who loved to say this

"Oh you say this guy is a Nazi, when did he join the NSDAP in Germany ? I am very smart"

honestly being in high school is a little old to act like that. i like to think the redditor OP is no older than 14

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The nazis lost the war but won the peace

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Same as the Confederates.

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

West Germany, May 9th 1945: good news, everyone!

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the politics of the US are quite far from fascism

As long as you don't live in Gaza, Lebanon or Iran

All of these people look at domestic american politics instead of the world's politics.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

domestic american politics has

  • mass incarceration with slavery characteristics
  • constant murder by the police
  • constant social murder by the healthcare industry
  • an actual gestapo, cos the cops and border guards werent enough apparently

so not even that, domestic american politics is full on balls to the walls fascist. the only difference is, they've more or less successfully genocided the natives at home, while there are still ungenocided natives living abroad.

[–] orlando@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I call these collaborators because of how gleefully they lie like this while calling themselves 'liberal' or whatever.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

just a sparkling fascist hitler-detector

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

id argue that for at least the last 70 years the us has been firmly fascist with american characteristics

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

fascist

american characteristics

same-picture

[–] shath@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

finally i can go to brunch

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

using the conservative or neoliberal subreddits is cheating

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

If everyone is a nazi, no one is. In this essay about deradicalisation I will

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 15 points 1 month ago

I just saw a video where they interviewing a person in America that was making home school content to make kids grow up to be "fine nazis". Apprently had comunitity of 2500 ppl.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

i'm sure this person is also just as outraged at people being called communists

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

ACKCHYUALLY

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Wait until he finds out about neo-nazis.

Also, given they've been operating ghettos and concentration camps in varying forms against the Indigenous peoples, African peoples, Asian peoples, and Latinx peoples for their entire history, it's quite fucking close to nazism, the NSDAP regime took direct inspiration from the American regime.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Vidkun Quisling is crying in his grave right now, learning that he was never a real nazi but only a poser