That would be the first time his life benefitted society
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This is extra funny if you know Elder Scrolls lore and that a human soul can't fit in anything smaller than a black soul gem (which is the "largest" soul gem possible), so this implies that Charlie wasn't human.
Plot Twist: The air fryer doesn't work because Charlie's soul refuses to "brown" anything.
I put his soul in the body of the black man he was pretending to be with his alt account.
The fake alt account will use the enchanted air fryer to cook fried chicken and waffles.
You wasted a lesser soul gem, it would have fit in a petty soul gem.
It's officially been so long I forgot which game that was even referring to and had to Google.
And my last playthough must've been nearly a decade after the last installment came out.
I actually never played the original reference and my frame of reference is a mod in Minecraft that lets you capture stuff in lesser soul gems. Lol
You have cursed yourself to an eternity of soggy fries
Should have used the Ben Shapiro soul gem for dry fries.
Ringo Starr traded me Charlie Kirk's soul for the Elfstones, which is why the former Beatlea drummer is the current Bearer.
I thought human souls require black soul gems?
I bet he'd hate that 😁
Silly you, he's not human
extra layer to the joke, in Skyrim the souls of people are always considered "grand". "lesser" souls are the souls of animals or monsters of level 4-15, including wolves, giant spiders, and trolls
And for humanoid souls you need a black soul gem,
and trolls
Pretty clear which category Charlie is in.
I’m surprised it would even take a whole lesser one
Soul?
clearly
you don't own an air fryer
Rofl should use it to power something Kirky would despise
Oh shit its actually that "must die"