somehow "okay" is the funniest line
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
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β Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
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πΏ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
- GPrime85
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
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Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Other Comic Communities of Interest
- !bloomcounty@sopuli.xyz
- !calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world
- !cyanideandhappiness@discuss.online
- !exo@discuss.online
- !foxtrot@slrpnk.net
- !garfield@lemmy.world
- !moomin@sopuli.xyz
- !oglaf@discuss.online (NSFW)
- !outland@slrpnk.net
- !pbf@discuss.online
- !peanuts@discuss.online
- !smbc@discuss.online
- !theboondocks@slrpnk.net
- !thefarside@sh.itjust.works
- !xkcd@lemmy.world
- !NoseEars@lemy.lol
What else could you say to that?
"ooo...kay?"
"Can I watch?"
"I'm going to ravage you when we get home you fire hose pissing legend."

i feel attacked
Have u left yet?
all good man! turns out I had an issue and was given some meds. now I spray like a jet hose π
It's his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.
You snooze you lose
I don't think I could shit while holding in a full bladder of piss. Is that even possible?
its possible, if the shit is putting pressure on the bladder.
Unsee this from my brain please
No <4
Have you not learned the first lesson of the internet?
... that the internet is for porn ?
This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.
Yes, this is indeed an extra fabulous comic by Zach, glad you noticed that.

What. Is. This. But most importantly... Why
Damn it, I need answers!
I had to know as well so I'll save you all from Google thinking you're suddenly really into pee.
It's from a movie called 'A Tale of Legendary Libido' here's the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gscAT6LALk
Unfortunately YouTube is Google's too, so now it knows.
That's OK Google, I'm not ashamed.
dude i don't care what google thinks. they think i'm an oncologist when all i do is teach oncologists.
Searching "Peeing on sun movie" was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I'll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.
some men when they see a clean public toilet
I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven't found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.
You gotta save that for a year in. When she's farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser
Sorry dudes, she's married :3
Can I get a hell yeah for my awesome wife
She has to put up with me. She probably needs a lot of hell yeahs
Finally, the perfect line to exit a conversation.
Its a man's sacred duty to power wash the toilet like that
A true shitpost and you post it here?
Bruh what?
I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.
You may want to reevaluate your diet
It's rare.
Then cook it more
Nah mate, last time I tried that it was quite a job moving it to the oven from the toilet bowl.
"okay" lmao
Iβve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone elseβs shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.
this is how conversations with my brothers go
im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.
Many such cases
They got dibs'd
F I B E R
I am now convinced some of my colleagues do this. Ffffffff
They steal your shit streaks? Monsters!