Bruh what?
I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.
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Bruh what?
I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.
You may want to reevaluate your diet
It's rare.
Then cook it more
Nah mate, last time I tried that it was quite a job moving it to the oven from the toilet bowl.

i feel attacked
Have u left yet?
somehow "okay" is the funniest line
What else could you say to that?
"I'm going to ravage you when we get home you fire hose pissing legend."
"Can I watch?"
"ooo...kay?"

some men when they see a clean public toilet
What. Is. This. But most importantly... Why
Damn it, I need answers!
I had to know as well so I'll save you all from Google thinking you're suddenly really into pee.
It's from a movie called 'A Tale of Legendary Libido' here's the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gscAT6LALk
dude i don't care what google thinks. they think i'm an oncologist when all i do is teach oncologists.
Unfortunately YouTube is Google's too, so now it knows.
That's OK Google, I'm not ashamed.
Searching "Peeing on sun movie" was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I'll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.
This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.
Yes, this is indeed an extra fabulous comic by Zach, glad you noticed that.
Unsee this from my brain please
No <4
Have you not learned the first lesson of the internet?
... that the internet is for porn ?
Iβve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone elseβs shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.
It's his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.
I don't think I could shit while holding in a full bladder of piss. Is that even possible?
its possible, if the shit is putting pressure on the bladder.
You snooze you lose
I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven't found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.
You gotta save that for a year in. When she's farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser
Sorry dudes, she's married :3
Can I get a hell yeah for my awesome wife
She has to put up with me. She probably needs a lot of hell yeahs
Finally, the perfect line to exit a conversation.
this is how conversations with my brothers go
im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.
Its a man's sacred duty to power wash the toilet like that
"okay" lmao
A true shitpost and you post it here?
Many such cases
F I B E R
They got dibs'd
I am now convinced some of my colleagues do this. Ffffffff
They steal your shit streaks? Monsters!