Pinot is stored in the balls.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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~~Piss~~ Wine is stored in the balls
That's a new use of the word "elegant" that I was unfamiliar with.
650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.
How do you get the wine into that thing?
Sounding
Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.
That wine's gonna taste like ass
Surely it will taste more phallic
Sure, if you're boring
If your piss is red you need to see a doctor
If your genitals are transparent and made of glass, doubly so.
I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it's a show stopper for sure.
I know what I'm getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)
Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.
Cradle the balls.