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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Used to work at a grocery store and it is definitely rational to peek inside to make sure the goods are all intact. Even the fancy expensive eggs that are packaged like Fort Knox come in broken sometimes. This didn't bother us.

Please don't block the whole case while you open carton after carton swapping eggs to get the perfect dozen. Please don't make a mess of the shelf digging all the way to the back for the freshest eggs/milk. You might find something a couple days fresher, but you are slowing everyone else down. There's not a magic carton that won't expire for eight months back there.

Also, don't ask the stocker if they have anything fresher In Back. The back stock isn't some magic endless space where we hide all of the freshest/best stuff. It's probably cramped and organized so that the newest stock is rotated to the back/bottom of a stack, so digging through it just for you is a big waste of everyone's time that will potentially fuck with inventory.

I used to laugh at the segment of Clerks that rants about what I just did, but after working at a few different stores, people are absolutely like this.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

Nah I am 100% rummaging at the back for the extra day or two of dated sorry bro.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago

I wonder if Howtobasic also checks eggs in the supermarket.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Vincent………..are we happy?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The other day Costco noticed a single cracked egg at the checkout and I stood around afterward for ten minutes waiting for a replacement. Like, I appreciate the customer service, but I was fine with the cracked egg. There were 127 others intact.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

wow, they sell eggs in powers of two ?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

time was you'd get a gross (144) but we got shrinkflated i guess

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

144 ? is that 9 times 16 ? I'm trying to figure out the carton shape

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

i remember them coming in five layers last time i bought one. been a while since i did a picnic in the park.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

4D if you watch me eat them

[–] ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

1212, or 66*4.

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Life would be so boring, if people stopped putting up every dumb thought they have online for our amusement.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

Eh.... Turns out a whole lot of people are bigots and do not deserve a platform.

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