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One time in like 2014 I opened the eggs for a glance to check for brokens at a Stater Bros outside San Diego and an older guy behind me said "yeah, those are eggs, move along" I just turned around and said "yes, but are they cracked?" and then walked off. Hopefully his rude and impatient ass felt stupid.
Anyway, now whenever anyone in my family checks the eggs, someone in the family will, without fail, say "yeah, those are eggs, move along". It's our little running joke and I wish that guy knew that we're still making fun of him 12 years later.
Running yolk was right there for ya
Hahaha how did I miss that???
You weren't paying eggtention
i dont get it why some people have the diarreah of the mouth where they just cannot keep even one stupid comment from escaping their lips
sometimes i just dont care and just agree with them 'yup you got me there' and continue on with my day regardless of the outcome cuz i just do not have the energy to play teacher to their stupid spilling out everywhere on everybody.
One of the nice things about getting old is that you just no longer give a flying fuck. If some guy said that to me, I guarantee my IMMEDIATE response would be a contemptuous "Go fuck yourself, asshole," and if he didn't like it, we can go. I wouldn't mind kicking some MAGA ass, because you know he's MAGA, and Old Man Strength is real.
Oh see I'd probably say "Why yes they are eggs, good eye! Well done" and walk away. Like you'd say to a 3 year old.
They ARE toddlers so that's probably the best move.
Yeah, those are eggs, move along.
I was with you about the not giving a crap part, up until you decided you wanted to fight a random stranger over a minor inconvenience.