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[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's about halfway there:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery

Edit:

58% as of 27 June

55% as of 29 June (I didn't know it could go down)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

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[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

The real question is, why isn't this covered by Medicaid?!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn't hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there's a limit to what it can do

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I kinda feel for the guy. That’s a really unfortunate situation. He says it’s the size of a pinky finger nail. It’s gotta be hard for him to go to the bathroom, which he says is why he wants it enlarged.

[–] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn this is almost a transitioning operation. Give him a big hog now.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is actually a great example of how the majority of 'gender affirming care' is actually for a person who is already assigned at birth the gender they are affirming.

This male, who was assigned male at birth, is seeking gender affirming care to become... more male.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He doesn't need anyone to "affirm" shit, he wants to be able to take a piss.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And women who get breast implants after receiving a double mastectomy are simply restoring their body back to what it was, neither affirming or changing but rather 'restoring' the appearance. The category of operations received is still called gender affirming.

Anything that is manipulating the body more in line with the perceived gender is called gender affirming care.

And it doesn't even need to be surgeries. Men with low T receiving testosterone shots is a form of gender affirming care.

And yes, I read the article.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

It's still under the umbrella of gender affirming care, as are men getting breast reduction surgery or hair replacement. If you're implying it needs to be for sex, then I don't think you understand gender very well.

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Maler

Manlier

More man

Manner

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

I commend him for publicly talking about it. I also commend him on his ability to admit his poor behavior. I genuinely hope he gets what he wants from this experience.

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He said he's struggling to approach "females"...

All of a sudden my empathy's on strike.

Wo-men. How hard is it to use the humanizing word?

Edit : my preshot was correct, in the end of the article, it's reported that he sent unsolicited intimate pics and made fatphobic insults.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The surgery might be expensive, but it will save a lot of money over the years with current fuel prices, as he can go drive a normal car instead of a massive truck. More Americans should do this, especially fElon and diaper Donny.

[–] JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and that's just the tip of the matter

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 month ago

Michael Phillips said online on Thursday that he needed the procedure to improve his ability to urinate, which is difficult for him given that he is reportedly 0.38in (0.97cm) long when fully erect. Otherwise, he said he must continue to wear diapers for adults with incontinence every day.

This is a compelling reason. Let's help the guy out. Donated.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago
[–] culprit@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does this qualify as called gender-affirming healthcare?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Almost certainly. Gender affirming care also includes things like breast reduction for men, and anything else that is done to make someone appear more like the stereotypical form of a given gender. It doesn't matter if you're assigned that gender at birth either.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe? The article says he has trouble urinating and has to wear diapers. One of the goals of the surgery is so he can urinate properly and presumably not have wear diapers any longer. So I can sympathize with him. On the other hand, it doesn't appear that the surgery is strictly medically necessary either.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think difficult would probably have been a better word to use.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that what we’re calling the SpaceX IPO now?

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

In non-shithole countries this procedure would be covered by insurance because of the severity of his case.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck, Musk doesn't have enough money and needs a fundraiser???

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he got his years ago, he's a massive dick now

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow under an inch? That sucks.

[–] Saffire@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would give him some money if he lets me... Well you know... Suck it when it's finally 14". That's fair since you gave some my money for the cause. Right?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Never heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before. Also, great deal for him; usually it's the recipient that pays for it.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

edit: apparently, it is a medical issue. Let the guy have the surgery. shitty that he has to launch a fundraiser to pay for it.

Edit 2: OK, I get it, I admit that I was wrong. I don’t know what else you want me to say. I APOLOGIZE FOR GENERALIZING

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The article says he has to wear diapers because he can't pee properly and that's why he wants it.

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[–] AceSLive@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Good on you for recognizing when you are misinformed and changing your stance.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's disgusting that Hasan the millionaire isn't just using his own money for this.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, he's definitely going to do porn after this surgery

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How dare this man try steal my story and use it for money making.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then there would be nothing special about him :(

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure this is just his way of humblebragging about his 0.38" horse cock.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hold up, nobody even asked me

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