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[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!

[–] titter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

For what i recall, from being chronically online:

They go in around your lil guy and release the shaft from everything around it and shift it forwards. It gives you more visibility of what exists but does not actually make anything bigger. Idk about adding anything, because i did not look into it further.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah... I don't think they can add nerves or whatever tissue your the dick is made out of.... I wouldn't think the end result could be all that functional. Who gives a shit about aesthetics if you can't cum...

They can't add nerves, but they can connect existing ones assuming there's an effective technique for the structure (probably not when you're going for something this....inhuman)

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

The real question is, why isn't this covered by Medicaid?!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Apparently it's only girth they can modify. Not length.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn't hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there's a limit to what it can do

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

/uj some of us are happy with what we got. Also there is a things as too big. I don't want to hurt my partner.

/rj you sure you want 3 Steven Millers on your crotch?

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a ligament that can be relocated to make a flaccid penis appear larger, but there is no enlargement surgery.

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

There are implants. Men are getting some gnarly complications like ED, infections.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/penis-implant-lawsuit-penuma/

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard stories from ladies that made my eyes water. Guys they liked and decided to get physical with only to discover they were working with something roughly the size of their own clitoris. It really is an immediate dealbreaker much of the time, and you can’t blame them for wanting a functional sex life. Poor dudes really got worked by chance. I can’t even figure out how evolution has left this a possibility.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Evolution works by minimizing this kind of abnormality, but it never disappears. There’s just too much variance in how our DNA works. That’s a good thing, though, because the environment is not static. Without any variance, we would have died out a long long time ago. We need to adapt to survive in new environmental conditions.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’s a good point that traits may not be useful now but could be useful later. Perhaps I just lack Imagination but I can’t visualize the change of season that’s going to make micropenis a survival advantage.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes it's not the thing that gives an advantage, but the thing it's connected to. Perhaps the same same gene that gives them a micropenis also makes them really fit in some other area. It's unlikely, but possible that the genetic mutation makes them immune to some devastating disease in the future. Genetics are complex.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

He’s certainly less likely to die from a wild dog biting his prick off.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk -1 points 1 day ago

It could be useful in a cold climate

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Evolution still doesn’t work that way. If it prevents you from reproducing (like this probably would), it will be selected against, meaning it will be extremely rare (like this is), but it will never just go away unless it isn’t compatible with life (eg, missing an X chromosome).

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have trouble processing the word “never” in your statements here because evolution has consigned so much to extinction that I don’t understand why traits can “never” disappear. Can you explain why a phenotype that would prevent you from reproducing can “never” lead to a genotype disappearing entirely? Blocking reproduction seems incompatible with life to me.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because there are so many humans that someone’s almost definitely gonna have it. If there were like a million people, then we probably wouldn’t see many of these traits, but there are 8 billion people around. That means on average, traits that are one in a million are in 8,000 people. Traits that are one in a billion are still likely to be in a handful of people.

If it’s incompatible with life, no one will have that trait, because no one will be born with it. If it merely prevents you from reproducing, it just won’t be heritable, but the mutations/anomalies will still happen, so people will have them.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I see the general point, it’s just the perforce absolutism of it that I don’t get.

For example, if what you say is true and as long as a large population survives, all its genes necessarily do to, then shouldn’t there be people somewhere in some numbers that exhibit every trait in every one of our evolutionary ancestors?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Sure, but your original question was about evolution getting rid of the genes necessary for a micropenis. That condition is very possible in our gene pool. Yes, there probably aren’t people who grow fins, even though that’s technically possible with enough specific mutations, so sure, evolution will eventually effectively get rid of traits in a species even if they’re not life threatening (though enough mutation for a human to grow fins would probably be deadly), but then your talking about evolution on the scale of millions of years.