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[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 21 points 11 hours ago

Basically this

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I have to know the story behind this.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 6 hours ago

That duck likes to go in that building.

The building owners do not want the duck up in there.

The end.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 9 hours ago

If this is a bread store it’s a fair request

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 12 hours ago

Got any grapes?

[–] fisch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Goose was not valued

[–] Laser@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@piefed.ca 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago

Yada yada yada... He's paying child support to the goose and has to announce his presence to the neighborhood when he moves in. Pretty standard for that club. A little presidential.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

I don't read signs posted by companies

that duck is entering

Duckists and their rampant duckism really quacks me off!

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Honk motherfuckers

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

How does one pick up a duck though?

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

"Quack here often?"

[–] ArcaneGadget@nord.pub 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Thank you, I never knew that before. Neat!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

So, the goose is ok?

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@piefed.ca 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

yes but it would be allowed under a technicality

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 points 10 hours ago

oh, that's a relief