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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Soup - drink from bowl and use chopsticks if it has bits

Big soupy thing (ramen, pho, that sort) - spoon and chopsticks

Rice with grains that don't stick together much - spoon

Things like ice cream (dish), applesauce, that sort of consistency: spoon

Food from countries/places that don't cut things down to bite size: knife + fork (sometimes replaced by chopsticks when cutting is done)

Most other non-liquids: chopsticks or no utensil depending upon the case.

~ Person in Japan for over a decade

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

For me, the green part is: Because I used them while cooking and don't want to get anything else dirty.

I'm still adjusting to them for eating (should probably cut/choose my veggies, noodles etc. to rather be long+thin). But for cooking, I do find them quite good.

I can use wooden chopsticks in my non-stick pan. And they're really useful for stirring food, as you can just hold them close together (or use a single stick), when the food is prone to spilling.

I don't yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks, but it's not like I have that with other utensils. Whether chopsticks, spatula or fork, it's always a fiddly bugger.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 8 hours ago

3rd reason: because it's fun.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I live in Hawaiʻi. We use chopsticks all the time. Itʻs just... what you do.

Whenever we get takeout and they give us forks instead of chopsticks, my wife and I refer to it as "getting haloeʻd" (for those who donʻt know, "haole" is a Hawaiian term for foreigner that tends be used exclusively for Caucasian people). Thereʻs a general assumption that most whites donʻt know how to use chopsticks. Related, I was once at a Japanese funeral, eating poke and sashimi with chopsticks, and this sweet lady comes up to me and says "you use those so well!" It felt like the white-person version of "youʻre so well-spoken!"

[–] natecox@programming.dev 8 points 9 hours ago

I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I stopped for dinner once at a Chinese restaurant in Mississippi run by people actually from China. I (white guy) used chopsticks and our server just stared at me wide-eyed for most of the meal. She said I was the first white person she had ever seen using them, and she'd been working there for years. That is Mississippi for you.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd learned to use them eating at Japanese restaurants.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

They're not difficult to use. It used to be the primary reason in the chart. Now it's second nature.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Some fun chopstick facts: most chopsticks in the world (including China) are made in Georgia (the US state, not the country) because of the ready availability of cheap pine. One of the major reasons pine is so prevalent in Georgia (and in the US South in general) is slavery: cotton plantations in the pre-artificial fertilizer era tended to exhaust the soil after a few years, leaving pine trees as the only profitable crop that can be grown on much of the land.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Most of the chopsticks I've seen have been hardwood, plastic or metal ... I guess there's more disposable ones by quantity in the world because most people don't have or carry their own?

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Joke's on you I look like even more of an amateur when I use chopsticks

[–] arin@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Chopsticks are the best utensils for eating chips(crisps in England). I love eating chips but i also love being on my computer. Why get chipdust everywhere when you can be clean?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I use it them when I douse cheetos with valentina. Two of the most finger stainingest foods known at this point in history.

It's like ambrosia for those of us awaiting cardiac release.

[–] Bread@thelemmy.club 1 points 8 hours ago

The old antifa anal beads trick.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

This used to be me, but TBH I'm a convert to chopsticks now ... provided it's not for something like a slab of steak

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 47 points 19 hours ago (14 children)

Honestly for a lot of foods they're really not a bad choice. They're excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

They are the best choice for salads. Eating salads with a fork sucks

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago

Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 19 hours ago

Chop sticks and Cheetos are a classic combo!

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

*for sticky rice (other rice is impractical)

Idk man I can eat fried rice pretty well with chopsticks.

[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Sticking a fork in sushi feels illegal.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Because they are easier to handwash

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

But i don't wash anything in a restaurant :(

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Not markedly easier though

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Who else goes through spoons quicker than any other utensils? In my household

    1. Big spoons
    1. Little spoons
    1. Chop sticks
    1. Knives
    1. Forks
    1. Butter knives
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Long spoon. I love long spoon.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago

I can hear this image

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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

We call them Korean fighting spoons. Since it's for reaching side dishes and sauces before others at the table

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[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Little spoons go first for me,. But yes, spoons are the ultimate utensil

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[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

Plus it's fun.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 15 hours ago

If you do your hair up with 2 forks you look like a dumb dumb whereas if you use chopsticks you look like somebody who saw a life hack video or post

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

There are foods that just don't hit the same if you don't eat them with chopsticks.

Ever tried to eat sushi with a fork? It just feels wrong.

But if it's a rice bowl, screw the chopsticks. Gimme a spoon.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I firmly believe sushi should be eaten with hands.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 8 hours ago

It’s how it’s eaten. Usually.

I highly suggest cooking and eating eggs with them!

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[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

cooking an omelette with chopsticks is a superior experience.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 20 hours ago
[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I use them for pretty much everything because they’re marginally quicker to clean thoroughly than a fork

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