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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I'm in no rush to be anywhere, anytime. If my caution and safety are a detriment to your schedule, that's your problem. Maybe you should leave with more time to get wherever you're going safely instead of trying to rush the yellow lights and put everyone else's lives at risk.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (25 children)

This. Yellow means stop if you can (edit: if you can safely)

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yellow means stop if you can... do so safely.

If you're going to fast to make a normal turn at the light, you're too close to that intersection to stop safely, and you should proceed without braking.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Yes that's what I meant as well. I'll edit to make it clear.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yellow means it's turning red. Beyond that the safest way to treat it is how everyone else in the area treats it. It's like what I tell my stepson, it's better to be predictable than right. There's a lot of dead pedestrians and cyclists that had the right of way.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed that predictability is the priority on the road. But people shouldn't be expecting everyone to rush through yellows with disregard either.

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I had two different instances of a yellow light.

I was approaching an intersection and someone made their left slowly in front of me causing me to slow down as I approached and I kept going cause it was turning yellow and could still make it and got honked like hell.

Next day I saw a light turning yellow well ahead of me so I applied the brake early because it's like a 70(km/h) to signal that I'm going to stop and then stopped before crossing. The person behind me didn't anticipate that and turned at the last second to just miss rear-ending me. My brake lights were active for a hell of a long time so I'm not sure what they were doing.

I say both of these stories because I hate driving in general....

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[–] Raja@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least in my country and I suspect many others, yellow / amber mean "stop if it's safe to do so", effectively the same as a red light.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"Green means go, Yellow means go faster" was the mantra for our instructor.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

green means go ahead.... yellow means hold on.... and red means where tf did you get that banana?

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

That's the same everywhere

[–] ellieficent@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here driver's ed taught

green = go red = stop Yellow = proceed with caution

Not that it's the rule I follow, but that's what gets drilled into kids heads.

The advent of red light cameras turned yellow into "Can I safely stop without being plowed by a jacked up SUV/Pickup?"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

that's what gets drilled into kids heads.

There is an anecdote about my oldest brother. He said to another kid "green is go, red is stop and yellow is go very fast". Guess they learn from what we do, not what we tell them to do.

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[–] bequirtle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I'll never understand what part of driving a 2-ton metal machine makes people think you're an asshole for not doing it recklessly enough

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yellow means stop; but you don't get a fine in case you can't stop safely.

Red means stop; if you're in the intersection for even 1/100th of a second you can get fined.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I see you compromising public safety because you think you're above the rules we set in place to keep our communities safe, then I'm calling you worse things than thundertwat.

Yellow means stop if you can. It's not permission to drive recklessly in order to save yourself a minute of time.

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn’t the real crime. The real crime is going slow enough we both could have made it, then accelerating when you see it turn yellow so only you get through the light.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't get it. If both of you would have made it at a slower speed, how does accelerating mean only the front vehicle now does?

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

something like: "Both of them could have make it at 40km/h but the Huy in front was driving at 30 km/h and just accelerated at 60km/h when they noticed the yellow light and only them made it on time"

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[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Yellow lights are for 3-6 seconds. That's also around the time it takes to come to a stop, depending on the speed of the vehicle. And you should give the vehicle ahead of you about 3 seconds of lead time. So if they have enough time to stop before reaching the intersection, you almost certainly wouldn't have had enough time to follow them through while it's still yellow unless they slammed their brakes or you are riding their ass.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The universal opposition to running yellow lights in these comments is hilariously awesome.

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[–] Feyd@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah fuck safety!

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

If you think you made it, it's just because you couldn't see the stoplight turning red just as you entered the crossroads

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Safety first. Seethe.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (29 children)

I'd double-check your local traffic regulations; there are places where you can get written a ticket for running a yellow light.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

If you plant your front bumper up their tailpipe and floor it, you can both make it.

You're welcome.

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Nice try, Liza. Fuck your car in particular

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ride a motorcycle. I hate those who pass by me when I stop yellow

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's an easy solution to that problem.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

You mean like this?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Slowing early for a potential yellow-light and stopping as needed is the :3 of driving tho.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bah! You'll be fine, just speed to the next light.

How long does a stop light take? Three minutes? Look at your damn phone, that's all you're going to do when you get wherever you're going, anyway.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Nah fuck you, most of you are gonna end up sitting on social media scrolling some shorts so think about that when you break the law so you can watch two more shorts while risking to kill people, and just so you know I can see you cursing me in the mirror and I'm cursing you too, ugly ass bitch.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do you pay my insurance? No? Then get fucked.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I identify as a motherfucking thundertwat

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The more time I spend on the internet after having been to the USA, the better I understand why so many cars over there have massive fucking dents in them.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you are driving a BMW, mercedes, or Tesla, I'm 100% going to stop at yellow and stay 2 points below the speed limit if you are behind me.

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