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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

herewith

man shut the fuck up lmao

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Lmao the whole reason I came to the comment section

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I imagined him on the back of a train, wearing a tophat, reading this from a scroll into an old timey microphone.

Old timey announcer: Mrs Trump was on hand to hand out fell for it again awards to the newsboys and street sweepers who waited around after the announcement.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

trump-moist I accept

soleimani-amused I accept

zionist-despair Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Trump, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown the reopened Hormuz Strait in class."

[–] Poophammer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Post the meme coward

Didn't he say this like 39 times or something? Like why is today any different?

[–] FuckLucyFest@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s see Iran’s ceasefire statement bateman-business-card

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, isntreal already said they wont stop their shit in Lebanon. This is more bullshit from amerika

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Bruh it was toll free on January this year, you and Bibi screwed things up and now the US government lost couple of billions worth of money that could've been spent elsewhere (e.g., on social program), there's 800 dead Irani girls from the Tomahawk missile strike, and my bank account is like $300-400 poorer from the inflation your sorry ass caused for no reason.

[–] core@leminal.space 22 points 1 month ago

Yah but Trump and friends made millions with his market manipulations via the war.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

couple of billions worth of money that could've been spent elsewhere (e.g., on social program)

That was never going to happen

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

this is an announcement of a potential agreement to enter into a discussion about the terms of ceasefire

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

{つまり| in other words}, no shot. dead on arrival. Israel will kill it before pen meets paper.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he get Netanyahu's permission?

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask.jpg

[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[–] Poophammer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS NOT GOING TO MEAN ANYTHING

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is nothing in the deal about toll-free Mr Trump

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't officials say just yesterday or the day before that they were not interested in being part of his birthday nonsense?

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

it'll be signed on friday if it lasts that long. they probably caved and announced something on his bday for some minor concession.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It it set to be signed on Friday at 4pm east coast US time?

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

So is this an actual peace treaty or yet another deal Israel will blow up?

[–] psyclops@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] duderium@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Five seconds later…🚀 💥

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

for the record iran is still going to be charging "fees"

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Praise be to Allah!

This fucking fat pedo clown. 100% chance this doesn't hold.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago