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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 hours ago

Cause they don't have a job to make money for a corporate king they are Dipshits, right?

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

yes but but

damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up

that being said

what's your favorite recipe or something

[–] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 1 day ago

i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.

oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo

anecdote time

my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.

this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged

what’s your favorite recipe or something

I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 1 cup cider vinegar
  • 1 can cherries (pitted)
  • some beer or wine
  • dr pepper OR cherry cola
  • 1 jalapeno pepper
  • 1 small can of tomato paste
  • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

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[–] reader@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

unemployment will kill you

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 15 points 1 day ago

I'm high at work right now!

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Good thing I'm not unemployed then.

No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago
  • Be Unemployed

  • Do literally anything

Fascist: "This is why you're unemployed"

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (14 children)

The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as "black people are more likely to be criminal".

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With booze, you lose. With dope, there's hope!

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I smoked weed and went progressively harder for the last few years.I really enjoyed it a lot: my joints felt better, sleep was easier, I found more joy in movies, TV shows, music, food, and sex. Exercise was easier and I lost weight.

Starting last fall I noticed my memory was getting bad, and at times my mind woukd just shut down. So at first I cut back, then stopped it entirely. Been completely off for 3 months nkw, which should be more than enough time for all the THC to be out of my system and my canmabanoid receptors to be reset. I never used it until my 30's so there should.be pretty much no risk of long-term issues.

Since then, I'm proud to report that those same problems just got even worse AND I've lost all of the benefits! Yay!

[–] procrastitron@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Try playing n-back games to improve your memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back

Memory is a skill and can atrophy over time, but you can also improve it over time with the right practice.

[–] RepublicansAreEvil@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Yeah I am on a break too and haven't noticed this lightning fast recall that others talked about in terms of memory. But then again I smoked a lot and never had that bad of a memory to begin with unless I was like cheech and Chong level baked

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Sounds like it’s time to start using again haha

I’ve used medical marijuana for close to 20 years now for an autoimmune disease. Yeah maybe I’m a little more forgetful, but hot damn! Being able to get out of bed and function is worth it.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.

"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

One can still be safer than the other.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oof, so I basically said "Jewish men, and everyone else" 😬

Edit: er? Wait, theres some nested logic shit going on here.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah the phrase to me means all men, and all non Jewish people, so by definition everyone but Jewish women, heh. It struck me as funny so instead of working I made a stupid venn diagram, which seemed a better use of my time.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

Wait, you made that? I don't know what your work is, but this was definitely a better use of your time!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago

I agree, it was very informative, I only said it cause it rhymed lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

moderation is the only safe thing

Safety isn't the only priority.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

In the context of this meme it is.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It can also cure life

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you ever saw half a police department steping on someones ass or breaking into a house because someone got a few dozens of well brewed alcoholic beverages? Alcohol is safer

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not everyone lives in a country with stupid drug laws. The danger is not from weed, it's from your dogshit government.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it was obvious that that was my argument

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately no opinion is too stupid to be sincere on the internet, can't be sure anything is sarcasm unless it has an /s

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

That does occasionally happen in Saudi - for sure. Mostly it’s the immigrants being raided, for obvious reasons.

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