Why are we making fun of this guy's birth defect? Is he an asshole? Does he deserve it? I think I'm out of the loop.
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Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won't see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.
Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I've been able to take time to stay home with them until they're in school.
As a dad with a child that's about 3 that didn't end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very ~~go fuck yourself~~ good luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.
Thank you. I know that we're very fortunate (or maybe a little crazy) to make this work.
Treasure it, dude. But keep the memes flowing. But treasure the kids. And the memes.
Thanks. I can do both!
Oh, so you're not in the US
I am American, yeah.
Oh. Sorry to hear you're one of us. I'd share one of my chits with you if you were nearby.
IKR? he's like single-handedly running the show
Bro single handedly fuels the meme economy on lemmy
while personally training the next generation, too.
He is Picard, afterall
Sometimes they give us a paycheck while we just phone it in.
+1 to the constant flow of 👌 memes.
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”
Narf
Muh cousin.
... his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
Do I get my dick sucked?
... dude why are we talking about this? So anyway...
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
... dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it... it sounds like you're describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
This is disturbingly accurate
Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh
I dislike Brand as much as the next sane person, but that's a low blow comparing him to asmongold.
Gotta be shopped but it's a nice job
Wait, you're saying Jacob Rothschild wasn't one of the Peruvian aliens based on that one, singular picture 42% of the internet has seen?
All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court -- just once -- strike this pose and go "BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO"
And then I can die a happy man.
Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law is such an underrated show.
Yes, but did you get that thing I sent you?
Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!
Can't be him. He's stuck back in nineteen-shitty-nine.
Wayne the main brain mclain. Oh God Yes!!!!
The final boss in the Yakub saga, gotta fight your inverse self.
saving this as a reaction image
[looks at camera]
no bailiffs??
He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.
You can see this man’s brainshape. There’s no way you can’t see it.
Zombie guards SEIZE HIM!
I thought Charlie was dead?