Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?
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Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.
Does this mole look like melanoma?
What mole? Can you send me a closeup?
Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.
"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom
i would kms
Oh, that's not spit
Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?
All of them, I think
Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!
Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words
We're not all gits here. Some of us occasionally let loose the uncouth "oh fudge". I even say "heck" when it's necessary
You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.
Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.
Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄
Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.
Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!
It's engagement bait
Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.
congrats! when's the wedding?
got they ass
Idk how can you be sure?
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
Are you a collective hive mind or something?
probably DID
This yeah ⬆️
DID or academic brainrot, call it
Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD
What was the meme / joke?
I can't remember 😅
It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife
Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
Better than your password
sighs
hunter2's
sigh
All I'm seeing is *******
Looks
ran the password as a terminal command...
I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...
You spelled vim wrong.
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
That is a a common problem in these big corpos.
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
"Does this look infected?"
"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."
Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously
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Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.
Hey it's me, your mum
Damn good recovery.
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