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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 134 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I always have sympathy for these folks. When I was little, riding on the back of my dad's Yamaha, I burned my leg on the exhaust because he never explained that the chrome gets crazy hot.

Never assume people know.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

had a Honda 3 wheeler(same one that was in James bond) and absolutely burned the fuck out of my calf.

that was the last time mom let me ride it. still got a couple more rides out of it before she made dad sell it.

1000004146

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She did you a favour, those Honda trikes killed a lot of kids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_C8z0rFnjk

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

oh I know. they were fun as hell though, especially when you got it up on two wheels.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 13 points 6 days ago

Similar here. I was like 10-11yo and another kid brought over a little 50cc bike. We weren't even doing anything "stupid" with it, and somehow I had a burn on my calf about the size of my palm that took a relatively long time to heal. The skin there was a different color for years afterward.

And, that was so long ago, and I've interacted with bike so little since then, I still couldn't tell you which bits get hot, just that some do so be careful.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 days ago

My best friend in elementary school rode dirt bikes with his dad and bother. The first day we met he showed me a nasty scar he got from the exhaust pipe on his bike.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Burned my leg on my dad’s Honda. He picked me up from school and I happened to be wearing shorts.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

I still have a piece of my eyebrow missing from when I had a little four wheeler at like 5 years old

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, neither of them are wearing appropriate footwear for riding. If a melted shoe is the worst that happened, I'd say they got lucky.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah looks like they're not familiar with the human crayon.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

the human crayon

Holy shit. I've never heard that one before. Way to paint a picture 😲 (or crayon one, I guess)

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 2 points 5 days ago

Yesterday I saw a guy riding on the interstate doing 80+ mph shirtless while lane splitting. I was amazed.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago

JFC. Hopefully she didn't get burned lol.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 6 days ago

Big footrest go psssst.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cannonball damage actually.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The exhaust pipes are incredibly hot.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 19 points 6 days ago

Keep your kinks to yourself

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah, the pillion passenger has their foot on the foot peg now, but it's previously been on the exhaust -- presumably until they felt the heat as it got a few millimeters from the sole of their foot after melting through the shoe.

If the pillion foot pegs weren't folded out when they started, and they've not been on the back of a motorcycle before, it might not have been obvious where to put their feet.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 4 points 6 days ago

Oh okay, I see what happened. Thanks for pointing that out.

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh she gonna be pissed at him…..

[–] brem@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The muffler with melted plastic all over it will be the more expensive problem. Every time he goes for a ride it's gonna smell like cheap burnt shoe.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I'd think it'll burn off pretty quick.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Pretty damn close to burning her actual foot and being a much more expensive problem

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

passenger foot rest: am i a joke to you?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Was it explained to the passenger which bits are the correct footrest?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 6 days ago

That's exactly what a muffler would say.

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[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Clean it up a little around the edges and it’s actually pretty cool looking new footwear

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The peak of that arch is probably paper thin now though. It'd be like wearing two half-shoes on one foot.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i use arch linux btw

an arch is a very strong shape, maybe it can support them for a while

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is true, but you need a keystone to hold it all together. The only thing holding that shoe together is melted plastic and prayer.

i learned from 3d printing that melted plastic can be pretty good

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Soon "ouch".

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 9 points 6 days ago

Lmao. Well now she knows

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 7 points 6 days ago

That's why they have those little footrests.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

There's no way they wouldn't have noticed the burning. Right?

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Parmesan. Same as the stuff from behind your ears. Unless you mean the shoe. Then burnt shoe.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Built in foot warmer - labeling as a feature, not a bug.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a Honda Navi. The passengers legs are probably too long to comfortably rest on the pillion foot pegs.

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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

When your boyfriend is a fucking idiot, and you are too

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