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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
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  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.

[–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 19 hours ago

Well, until 5 PM

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 points 20 hours ago

We need more duck libraries like these.

[–] weaselsrippedmyflesh@piefed.social 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 29 points 20 hours ago

You mean snorting quack?

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Return date: 5pm

Lost fee: 1 duck per duck

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Bill me later.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago

I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 19 hours ago

Uh, that was very related.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 16 hours ago

That enough for me!

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 16 hours ago

Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 18 hours ago

you may borrow ducks

... but I wouldn't 🤷

[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago

Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔

You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 3 points 20 hours ago

That sign is quackers!

[–] thecleanduck@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I liked it better when they were free.

[–] thecleanduck@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 hours ago

capitalism I'm afraid!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 0 points 20 hours ago

Hmmm Peking duck.