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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Leisure Suite Larry because nothing's gayer than having sex with a woman

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Team Fortress 2, no contest

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

HeavyMedic yaoi heavymedic yaoi

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Tick-tock

Heavy like a Brinks truck

Looking like I'm tip-top

Shining like a wristwatch

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

every gayme is gay if you read the right fanfics think-about-it

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

not a woman, but I assume that if you are, Bayonetta is the most lesbian game of all time

otherwise it's just gratuitous

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

mount your friends

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Zelda games awakened a lot of queers, that has to count for something

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Gerudo Link definitely woke something up in me

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I dunno, Date Everything?

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

every single Metal Gear Solid character is gay, including Otacon. including the robots

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

And let's not forget the player.

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Thought gained: Homo-Sexual Underground

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

baldurs gay 3

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The correct answer is Hades 1 + 2

I don't even think there's a close second. A distant second is probably Deltarune ?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

on reflection, Zagreus even sounds like a large proportion of the gay dudes i've met across my lifetime

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Me: Haha Deltarune isn't that gay, there's, what, one lesbian couple and that's it?

Remembers the Susie and Noelle aren't the only implied lesbians because Alphys and Undine are in Deltarune too

Remembers the gay buff guards from Undertale are in it as well

Remembers the nicecream rabbit guy and pizzapants thing

God damn Spamton and Tenna

...oh, it's so much gayer than I thought about at first. Wowee.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!

The straight couples are Asgore and Toriel (divorced), Rudy and Carol (distant) and... uh, Toriel and Sans, maybe? Berdly has a crush on Susie, but he'll agree to go to the festival with Kris so I don't think he's straight either.

I'm honestly racking my brains trying to think of other straight characters. I think Catty called Asriel cute. Oh, those two dogs are straight in Snowdin in Undertale iirc. So that makes one straight couple that are actually together.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!

I'm surprised that I forgot because that was one of my favorite running jokes and made Rouxls one of my favorites. That and him being called a flat assed lamp

all-my-worms-gone

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they're into flat assed lamps.

Rouxls was on fire on chapter 3 tbh, the throuple business, the laser pointere, "I'm only here for the snacks." I hope so much he comes back in chapter 5

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they're into flat assed lamps.

I think the running bit is that Rouxls wants to be the second in command of a darkworld boss, but gets ignored by all of them, to the point that even the desperate for attention Tenna doesn't want anything to do with him, lmao.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's also just spiritually pretty gay too. The vibes are gay. In the same way Celeste is.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Inhavent even played it, but Undertale for sure

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Fighting games are pretty gay, specifically Guilty Gear and Street Fighter 6 (Zangief jiggle physics 🤤)

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fallout NV, not because the game is gay but because the fans are very lesbian :3

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 days ago

TIL I'm a male lesbian.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

They gave me an 'omg they were roommates' moment with Veronica and Christine

straight chicken

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

whatever game OP is playing right now, and which ever game OP is playing whenever they play it

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Anything in the Cho Aniki series

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

Spiral knights (this is a cleverly concocted lie to get more people to play Spiral knights)