I hope the spider is ok
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Hope the Spider is doing OK
Thoughts and prayers for the spider.
I hope the spider was ok
Comrade spider.
I hope he goes bancrupt from the medical bill 🤷♀️ Like a devout American does these days
Can we start a GoFundMe for spiders?
If this fuckhead gets superpowers now, I’m gonna be so pissed
Hopefully sepsis and necrosis of various body parts.
If trump wins 2028, they might just make this a real comic.
Trump won’t even survive that long. The GOP are playing weekend at Bernie’s.
My heart goes out to the spider, I hope it recovers from chud poisoning soon.
Die, fascist, die.
Knowing Rittenhouse he probably agitated the spider and tried "defending himself" from the problem he created.... Didn't go so well this time.
Please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.
It would be better if the poison fucked up his nervous system and left him a cripple
Fucking antifa spiders.
NBC would rather cover this than the $200,000 Lego incident corruption. Insane
People built a statue to a mosquito that gave some dictator malaria. Time to erect a statue to a hero spider.
I would never wish death on anyone, but there are some obituaries which I would read with great pleasure.
I wish death on him enough for the both of us
Can I get in on this? Enough hate in my heart for that ghoul to start a car
Does anyone have an address for the spider? I want to send a get well card.
Nope, nothing, not one bit of sympathy.
Is the spider okay though?
I do hope the spider is okay.
The spider was just protecting his property.
He should have just chugged some horse dewormer he'd have been fine
Why didn't he just cross state lines illegally with a gun and shoot the spider?
Ohhh nooo... anyway...
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I hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out
If some Proud Boys were near he'd be sucked off in a second
Since when did we care about some random unimportant twat getting sick? This isn't news.
This is old news. Happened a few weeks ago. Unless it’s happened again. In which case: lol
Good. Fuck you, you moronic piece of shit.
Sadly spider bites are rarely dangerous these days especially if you make it to the hospital.
HAHAHA
HAHA!
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"My greatest regret is that I didnt get to kill more people" Kyle Rittenhouse last words if this kills him
That's nice, I needed some good news today.
Rage bait by NBC mentioning a murderer to distract from Israelistan's pedophile in chief and rising gas prices due to his crusade in Iran
