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I find this a bit hard to believe. Is Kid Rock aware enough to feel humiliation?
Oh, I thought he was humiliated just because he was kid rock.
Kid Rock is just Mike Lindell in a cowboy hat.
kid rock is just some guy whose real name is Robert Ritchie who grew up in a wealthy suburb of Detroit
I've never seen them in the same room together.
"...FUCK OFF!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.
It was rock music for kids, Kid Rock even has a song about it.
Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”
Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.
Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.
Pretty sure it's a brand name at this point. I can't imagine anyone listens to him for his music.
They basically just use it as a fashion accessory to make other guys think they're masculine
Huh, I think they're gay as shit. Seems to have the opposite effect.....
You mean the guys buying cars to impress other guys might be gay? That is a stretch
Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Yup. Both of them are PISSED!
"There are dozens of us! Well, okay, tens of us. Oh all right, ten of us. If you round up."
My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.
Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster
I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan.
But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I'm German, and I understood none of the lyrics.
(My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)
Devil Without a Cause was one of my favorite albums when I was in 8th grade. I made my mom listen to it in the car and I still feel kinda bad about it.
Yeah, I liked him when he came out, but I was literally 12. In my 20's I used to half ironically bust out Bawitaba when I was hanging with the boys as a throwback, and we used to half jokingly have it be our anthem. Then 2016 came and he started fondling Trump's balls daily. We haven't played it since.
I adore my wife but her family is awful, it’s a tough spot. They’re so toxic
This is so tough. My partner's mother is a vicious manipulator and abuser, still tries to put her hands on her grown children. I love him so much and want to do my best to support him but I can't have a relationship with her. She's not permitted at our house because every time we've tried, she starts a toddler tantrum over whatever comes to mind and gets violent.
I worry it weighs heavily on him and I wish I could stomach more interaction with her, I imagine it would make his life easier in some ways. But I've hit my max when it comes to abusive people. I'm a domestic abuse survivor and I simply don't have any more space for folks who behave that way.
I worry it weighs heavily on him
I'm on the other side of that equation, and while my father being a racist POS weighs a bit on me, inviting him over and dealing with that bullshit fallout would be 50x worse.
ya' doin' fine
Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought "I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli".
Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the "talent" we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli......
Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?
their name is pretty much synonymous with the biggest lip-syncing scandal in pop culture history.
I mean, tbf to Milli Vanilli, they dropped out. In fact, their response was something along the lines of "we never signed up for this shit"
Milli Vanilli, they dropped out
Hasn't the group only been one guy since the other one died in 1998?
Unpopular opinion but as a collective artistic project I have no real issue with their music. And in fact, it's quite good. Yeah sure their presentation was dishonest but I'd argue no more than modern auto tuned artists.
I hear what you did there
To be fair, we have plenty of talent from 250 years. It's just that most of them don't want to perform for Trump.
~~I hadn't thought about it before now, but I'd take Ice over Rock any day.
Vanilla Ice was in TMNT...what else could you want?~~
Edit: Fuck Vanilla Ice too, per below.
Vanilla Ice is full blown MAGA and is letting the current admin use "Ice Ice Baby" as an I.C.E. theme song
Okay well I did not know that so fuck him too then.
TMNT would never do a trump event unless it was to kick their Nazi asses. Fuck vanilla. Is he going to do his hits from 35 years ago?
doing those wierd exercises in the SAUNA with RFK JR ISNT good enough?
Now this is a delicious LAMF moment.
I just need to say that he should be called Grampa Rock now.
He looks rough
One would think that he is most embarrassed that he looks like that now
I’m 47, but I look almost identical to how I looked when I was in my mid 20s. (I realize that I am exceptionally lucky, but he’s extremely rich, and has access to plastic surgeons and such)
He looks like shit
Milli Vanilli performing at a maga festival is just perfect. AFAIK the German guy is dead already, which leaves the French guy to lipsync to someone else’s singing. Or did they find someone else to complete the duo again? Maybe a Scotsman this time?
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