3 or 5. I need to click the button on top 10 times a second. There's no way I'm giving that up.
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As someone who enjoys the sound of another person obsessively and rapidly clicking their pen nearby, I would just like to say thank you. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to award you with the medal of clicking. So, if you would be so kind, please DM me your full legal name and address along with several recent photos of yourself from various angles as it will help with the delivery process and not so I can brutally kill you because that incessant clicking sound drives me into a murderous rage. Again, thank you and congratulations.
Sounds trustworthy to me.
fooled me man, I thought for once in my life someone was thanking me for clicking my pen. I got scolded all the time in class 😭
I yam inVINcible!
gets frozen
Got converted to the pilot G-2 club (5) by someone who goes through an ink refill a week of them. They are precise, reliably dark, and silky smooth to write with. I am actively disappointed when forced to write with average pens instead
- Good and reliable. Any with ink like 5 are annoying to use left handed.
I'm left handed and stick with the dry ass bic crystal. Everything else smears or just stops working in the middle of a letter.
1-7
My handwriting is shit no matter what kind of pen I use.
- writes smooth, is fidget toy
4 by a wide margin.
1 is good but it skips more in my experience.
2 is probably better for art. The long thin tip is less obstructive to vision, but it's fragile enough that I wouldn't want to lend it.
3 It's a gel pen, which is a good compromise between rollerball and ballpoint in many ways. However, if you can handle the problems of a gel pen, you can handle a rollerball and get better results.
5 (see number 3)
6 The writing equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. I can feel the texture of the paper on my teeth when I write with a felt-tip pen. No cost or performance benefit over other options, to my knowledge. Probably just an outdated technology.
7 The best general-purpose pen in terms of cost per mile. Prone to smudging even years afterward, it's probably the lowest quality and least secure option here. Very easy to wash out, even accidentally with hand sanitizer.
4 is the supercar of the disposable pen world perhaps overshadowed only by the rare disposable fountain pen. Least likely to skip, by far. The specialized ink soaks into paper and becomes insoluble to water, alcohol and acetone once dried. Won't leak on an airplane like some pens. Problems include smearing wet ink and bleed-through. Smearing is mostly a skill issue for right-handed writers. Blotters are always an option, too. Bleed through is about paper quality and technique.
I didn't come to Lemmy to be sold a new pen, but today you've convinced me to try the supercar of the disposable pen world.
2 - Pilot Precise v5 plz
Fuck yeah. I buy so many of these because people steal them from me. They're so good I ain't even mad.
Where's my fountain pen? Say Lamy Safari.
These are all newbie pens.
😔
I'm gonna be chaotic and say that I have no preference unless any are felt tip. I don't want those.
5 is what I write with every day
I use fountain pens.
Pilot G-2. Obviously.
3 and 5. The gel ink on 3 is superb, and 5 is smooth, if not with a bit of friction.
#7, because it doesn't say I will be magically provided any pens, and that's the only style I know how to easily obtain. Which is important because I lose pens often.
I was going to say 7 because that's literally the only kind of pen I use for writing on paper.
Cheap, lasts ages, and if I lose one I can just nab another from IncognitoMosquito's desk :-)
#2
If you've been using those for a long time, I don't suppose you've noticed any change in quality in the last say, 10 years compared to before that? I used to love those pens but the ones I've gotten my hands on recently leak a lot and the writing is inconsistent, which is something I feel like never used to happen a long time ago.
If i also need to clean my ears? 7.

- It writes well and is fairly ubiquitous.
Typically pilot g2. Regular bic at work though. I feel nothing when i lose them
Number 5, Gimmie that G2, baby.
- But honestly after using the Pilot G2 0.7 for years, I've found the Pentel Energel Kuro 0.7 to be the superior comparable pen.
3 and 5 tied for first. 1, 2, 4 tied for second. 7 if there's really no other option. 6 can fuck right off unless there's a very specific reason I need it.
I fuck with 1, 5 and 6 if they are 1mm. I don’t fuck with 0.7 pens.
0.7 is way too thick. 0.5 is acceptable if there aren't any 0.38 available.
For me 0.7 is way too thin. I need them thicc ass lines.
Right? I'll use 0.7 rarely for flare on a birthday card or something like that, but not for routine use. 1mm is insane. Might as well use a chisel-tipped marker.
5 writes like silk. I really love that pen, especially that chonky boy 1.0mm
- I already rock these in dark purple ink. For me there is no other.
2
2 if it's the same tip size I have at home but something else if it's thicker. My handwriting is not great so thin = more definition = better chance of reading whatever I scratched.
I think #2 is a v5, nice pen, but the v7 is much better.
If #2 is a v5 then I go for #3, the sharpie s-gel. All solid choices, 6 is a little more niche and most of these can't replace 6, nor can it replace a standard writing implement. 6 is a trick entry
5
1,4,5 or nothing.
I gotta know why you selected two uniball rollerball pens and one pilot gel pen but not the pilot rollerball pen.
S Gel is just as good as the g2 but black ink > blue ink so s gel for me
the build of the g2 is superior though, but ink > build imo at least the s gel build is tolerable but the clicker is subpar and I'm not too big a fan of the grip
edit: oh shit ignoring ink color g2 obviously. If only for the compatibility of the refills
7
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