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[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

3 or 5. I need to click the button on top 10 times a second. There's no way I'm giving that up.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As someone who enjoys the sound of another person obsessively and rapidly clicking their pen nearby, I would just like to say thank you. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to award you with the medal of clicking. So, if you would be so kind, please DM me your full legal name and address along with several recent photos of yourself from various angles as it will help with the delivery process and not so I can brutally kill you because that incessant clicking sound drives me into a murderous rage. Again, thank you and congratulations.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds trustworthy to me.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fooled me man, I thought for once in my life someone was thanking me for clicking my pen. I got scolded all the time in class 😭

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I yam inVINcible!

gets frozen

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[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Got converted to the pilot G-2 club (5) by someone who goes through an ink refill a week of them. They are precise, reliably dark, and silky smooth to write with. I am actively disappointed when forced to write with average pens instead

[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Good and reliable. Any with ink like 5 are annoying to use left handed.
[–] wh90b@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm left handed and stick with the dry ass bic crystal. Everything else smears or just stops working in the middle of a letter.

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

1-7

My handwriting is shit no matter what kind of pen I use.

[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
  1. writes smooth, is fidget toy
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

4 by a wide margin.

1 is good but it skips more in my experience.

2 is probably better for art. The long thin tip is less obstructive to vision, but it's fragile enough that I wouldn't want to lend it.

3 It's a gel pen, which is a good compromise between rollerball and ballpoint in many ways. However, if you can handle the problems of a gel pen, you can handle a rollerball and get better results.

5 (see number 3)

6 The writing equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. I can feel the texture of the paper on my teeth when I write with a felt-tip pen. No cost or performance benefit over other options, to my knowledge. Probably just an outdated technology.

7 The best general-purpose pen in terms of cost per mile. Prone to smudging even years afterward, it's probably the lowest quality and least secure option here. Very easy to wash out, even accidentally with hand sanitizer.

4 is the supercar of the disposable pen world perhaps overshadowed only by the rare disposable fountain pen. Least likely to skip, by far. The specialized ink soaks into paper and becomes insoluble to water, alcohol and acetone once dried. Won't leak on an airplane like some pens. Problems include smearing wet ink and bleed-through. Smearing is mostly a skill issue for right-handed writers. Blotters are always an option, too. Bleed through is about paper quality and technique.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't come to Lemmy to be sold a new pen, but today you've convinced me to try the supercar of the disposable pen world.

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[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck yeah. I buy so many of these because people steal them from me. They're so good I ain't even mad.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Where's my fountain pen? Say Lamy Safari.

These are all newbie pens.

😔

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm gonna be chaotic and say that I have no preference unless any are felt tip. I don't want those.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

5 is what I write with every day

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I use fountain pens.

Pilot G-2. Obviously.

[–] aloofPenguin@piefed.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

3 and 5. The gel ink on 3 is superb, and 5 is smooth, if not with a bit of friction.

[–] IncognitoMosquito@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

#7, because it doesn't say I will be magically provided any pens, and that's the only style I know how to easily obtain. Which is important because I lose pens often.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to say 7 because that's literally the only kind of pen I use for writing on paper.

Cheap, lasts ages, and if I lose one I can just nab another from IncognitoMosquito's desk :-)

[–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've been using those for a long time, I don't suppose you've noticed any change in quality in the last say, 10 years compared to before that? I used to love those pens but the ones I've gotten my hands on recently leak a lot and the writing is inconsistent, which is something I feel like never used to happen a long time ago.

[–] Doublenut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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If i also need to clean my ears? 7.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago
  1. It writes well and is fairly ubiquitous.
[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Typically pilot g2. Regular bic at work though. I feel nothing when i lose them

[–] marighost@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Number 5, Gimmie that G2, baby.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
  1. But honestly after using the Pilot G2 0.7 for years, I've found the Pentel Energel Kuro 0.7 to be the superior comparable pen.
[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

3 and 5 tied for first. 1, 2, 4 tied for second. 7 if there's really no other option. 6 can fuck right off unless there's a very specific reason I need it.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I fuck with 1, 5 and 6 if they are 1mm. I don’t fuck with 0.7 pens.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

0.7 is way too thick. 0.5 is acceptable if there aren't any 0.38 available.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

For me 0.7 is way too thin. I need them thicc ass lines.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right? I'll use 0.7 rarely for flare on a birthday card or something like that, but not for routine use. 1mm is insane. Might as well use a chisel-tipped marker.

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[–] bioluminea@anarchist.nexus 4 points 3 weeks ago

5 writes like silk. I really love that pen, especially that chonky boy 1.0mm

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago
  1. I already rock these in dark purple ink. For me there is no other.
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago

2 if it's the same tip size I have at home but something else if it's thicker. My handwriting is not great so thin = more definition = better chance of reading whatever I scratched.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think #2 is a v5, nice pen, but the v7 is much better.

If #2 is a v5 then I go for #3, the sharpie s-gel. All solid choices, 6 is a little more niche and most of these can't replace 6, nor can it replace a standard writing implement. 6 is a trick entry

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I gotta know why you selected two uniball rollerball pens and one pilot gel pen but not the pilot rollerball pen.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

S Gel is just as good as the g2 but black ink > blue ink so s gel for me

the build of the g2 is superior though, but ink > build imo at least the s gel build is tolerable but the clicker is subpar and I'm not too big a fan of the grip

edit: oh shit ignoring ink color g2 obviously. If only for the compatibility of the refills

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago
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