5 is what I write with every day
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No. 5, tested for more than 10 years.
4
#3 any day all day.
- But most of the time, a No. 2 pencil.
1 - the typical uniball is pretty reliable NGL
uniball signo UM-151
3
#3 is a fine writing pen, I have to admit. But my heart goes to #5. There's something about that rounded clicker that feels just right against the teeth and gums and tongue and...
Wassast?...
No, I've never been diagnosed. Why?...
I use fountain pens.
If i also need to clean my ears? 7.
- It writes well and is fairly ubiquitous.
Got converted to the pilot G-2 club (5) by someone who goes through an ink refill a week of them. They are precise, reliably dark, and silky smooth to write with. I am actively disappointed when forced to write with average pens instead
#2
If you've been using those for a long time, I don't suppose you've noticed any change in quality in the last say, 10 years compared to before that? I used to love those pens but the ones I've gotten my hands on recently leak a lot and the writing is inconsistent, which is something I feel like never used to happen a long time ago.
Yes I have noticed this.
OK good, it's not just me. I wonder wtf happened. As far as I know the company didn't enshittify and I haven't noticed problematic changes from other pens they make.
Pilot G-2. Obviously.
S Gel is just as good as the g2 but black ink > blue ink so s gel for me
the build of the g2 is superior though, but ink > build imo at least the s gel build is tolerable but the clicker is subpar and I'm not too big a fan of the grip
edit: oh shit ignoring ink color g2 obviously. If only for the compatibility of the refills
I assumed that OP saying ignore ink color meant we could get it in any color.
But I'm on the fence between S Gel and G2. They're both pretty great, however I agree G2 is much more solid. However as a lefty, G2 smear more
7
No Parker pen on the table so ill take a 7
3 or 5. I need to click the button on top 10 times a second. There's no way I'm giving that up.
I yam inVINcible!
gets frozen
As someone who enjoys the sound of another person obsessively and rapidly clicking their pen nearby, I would just like to say thank you. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to award you with the medal of clicking. So, if you would be so kind, please DM me your full legal name and address along with several recent photos of yourself from various angles as it will help with the delivery process and not so I can brutally kill you because that incessant clicking sound drives me into a murderous rage. Again, thank you and congratulations.
fooled me man, I thought for once in my life someone was thanking me for clicking my pen. I got scolded all the time in class 😭
Sounds trustworthy to me.
If #5 is a Zebra Sarasa 7mm gel ink pen, then that's the one.
The lack of Zebra and Pentel, over representation of Uniball and felt tip, as well as no Fisher narrows the capabilities of the options. The Uniballs are going to smear for a lefty, the felt are going to have the tip degrade and be inconsistent across paper types, the fat pens are more difficult to position the start/stop on the ruler or lettering guide, so the Bic Cristal or the Pilot G2 are the best choices, but I have no experience with Sharpie Gel.
You are a pen God. If I ever have pen issues in the future you are my go to person! Very interesting, especially the left and right hand perspective on ink types.
- Good and reliable. Any with ink like 5 are annoying to use left handed.
3 and 5 tied for first. 1, 2, 4 tied for second. 7 if there's really no other option. 6 can fuck right off unless there's a very specific reason I need it.
5 but have a soft spot for 7
1-7
My handwriting is shit no matter what kind of pen I use.
- writes smooth, is fidget toy
Typically pilot g2. Regular bic at work though. I feel nothing when i lose them
4 by a wide margin.
1 is good but it skips more in my experience.
2 is probably better for art. The long thin tip is less obstructive to vision, but it's fragile enough that I wouldn't want to lend it.
3 It's a gel pen, which is a good compromise between rollerball and ballpoint in many ways. However, if you can handle the problems of a gel pen, you can handle a rollerball and get better results.
5 (see number 3)
6 The writing equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. I can feel the texture of the paper on my teeth when I write with a felt-tip pen. No cost or performance benefit over other options, to my knowledge. Probably just an outdated technology.
7 The best general-purpose pen in terms of cost per mile. Prone to smudging even years afterward, it's probably the lowest quality and least secure option here. Very easy to wash out, even accidentally with hand sanitizer.
4 is the supercar of the disposable pen world perhaps overshadowed only by the rare disposable fountain pen. Least likely to skip, by far. The specialized ink soaks into paper and becomes insoluble to water, alcohol and acetone once dried. Won't leak on an airplane like some pens. Problems include smearing wet ink and bleed-through. Smearing is mostly a skill issue for right-handed writers. Blotters are always an option, too. Bleed through is about paper quality and technique.
With 3 and 5 you're missing out on the click action and the nice finger grip. I love me a good soft finger grip.
I didn't come to Lemmy to be sold a new pen, but today you've convinced me to try the supercar of the disposable pen world.
Where's my fountain pen? Say Lamy Safari.
These are all newbie pens.
😔
I will absolutely not ignore the colour of ink
4. The vision elite in BLX ink. Archival quality ink and very smooth point.
That being said I prefer fountain pens to all of these if it's gonna be my one and only
Well didn't intend the larger bold font by using a number sign. Oh well I'm leaving it. Also 4 looks like it's BLX green-black ink which IS a nice colour when you see it in person. I'm just partial to BLX purple-black ink personally

I'm gonna be chaotic and say that I have no preference unless any are felt tip. I don't want those.
5 writes like silk. I really love that pen, especially that chonky boy 1.0mm