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[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saw it, it was... Not great. Decently fun tho, if you just wanna get high and turn your brain off for a while.

Don't see it 3D, definitely not worth it.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

this was one of the most fun star wars movies they ever released. I'm not mad about it either!!

unfortunate you caught it in 3d, I thought imax was pretty good πŸ˜•

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those axes are super-dumb.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Extremely. No leverage at all with a shaft that short. Might as well have rounded punch knives, which is not how punch knives work. This is like trying to kill someone with a rocker pizza knife in each hand.

The hammer on the reverse is also just for show, because the finger guard prevents you from flipping your grip.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Have you seen the movie before you commented? Maybe he is bringing his axes in for repair to an axe repair shop

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And because the blades are round, having all that weight at the extreme edge is going to make it really hard to chop through anything.

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, fuck, the axes aren’t practical???

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I know, right? Really breaks my immersion when cartoon slug men are animated with unrealistic battle axes.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

He wanted the challenge of having shitty weapons.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I love that someone put thought about designing these, but clearly not in the realism and consistency department, and that then someone else (you) took them apart on it.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

The balance looks way off.

Also, why does a gastropod have humanoid abdominals?

[–] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I won't judge. You do you, and it πŸ‘

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Bake me a cake about it.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And now you’re wondering how do Hutts reproduce….

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Do think he had Leia on a leash just for kicks?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Either sexually or asexually. Jabba is Rotta's only parent.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: Jabba was the mid-larval transmetamorphic stage between Grogu and Yoda.