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[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If only this actually happened

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I want to believe.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Google says he miraculously did it also in Georgia, Mississippi, ...

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it is only reported in the very respected news sources of facebook, and instagram

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Don't forget youtube shorts,
it reached even there

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago

Legend 👏🏼👏🏼

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which ones? The animals, or the animals?

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Hmmmmmm

Still not quite sure

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 2 days ago

yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tresspass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Thats offensive to the pigs! Dogs are way more intelligent than a cop

[–] ohmy_science@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

Fucking legend

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah, I just hope they didn't shoot the pigs (the animals). Those pigs don't deserve that.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)

If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Florida man has a new sidekick

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 2 days ago

Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice

Not all heroes wear capes.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure he has a pig farm

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I certainly hoped the pigs shit and pissed all over the Confederate run police station.

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