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Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we're doing it wrong.

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[-] TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

We conclude that the sitting posture is the best position for men with urination problems, e.g. due to an enlarged prostate to urinate in, whereas no difference was found in healthy men

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[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

The title should be prepended with the word: Older. Sitting to pee is better for men with prostate issues.

[-] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

I regularly sit down to pee because the toilet in my van has a divider which diverts all the solids to the back and the liquids to a storage tank in the front. Good to know it's also healthy for my prostate.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

My bathroom is carpeted. I've sat to pee for years, and now default to it everywhere. Plus, fewer issues with drippage.

[-] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

My problem is that I drip when I stand up even after I'm "finished". It feels easier to get every last drop out when I stand up.

Also, I could never have carpet in my bathroom. That just sounds like a breeding ground for mold and mildew just from the humidity of showering even if you are sitting down to avoid sprinkling droplets of pee everywhere.

[-] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Protip: when you're done, doesn't matter sitting or standing, push on your taint. It often helps clear the plumbing and prevents dripping. Was a life changer when I found that trick.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

In public I use the urinal or sit down. At home I sit down. Sometimes peeing makes me want to shit anyway even if I wasn't planning to originally.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Sitting is 10 times better. Easier to pee, no need to aim, no splash so you don't fuck up the bathroom. But I'd use a urinal over any toilet when I'm outside because 1) it's faster 2) I don't want to sit down on a common toilet).

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

What do you mean no need to aim? I hope you're not just letting your dick rub against the toilet bowl while you pee.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

hanging down all the way into the water, probably.

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago
[-] e_t_@kbin.pithyphrase.net 1 points 1 year ago

C-Captain, no splash!

Not a sound!

Not a bloomin' ripple!

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

American toilets are just weird. Why do they need to evacuate into an overful lake like that? Always seems so wasteful, putting 50 litres of water into each flush too.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

The oval shape is so a penis doesn't touch the seat/bowl when you sit.
On round toilets, someone with a penis might need to touch the seat with their hands the whole time they are seated.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

They're oval here too, but don't require all that extra water, a lake in every flush. I think you mistead overfull? And I had never seen a real plunger in Australia, we don't ever need them. Our toilets just work.

“When I shit my dick touch da water”

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The evacuation displaced just enough water to give it a wet kiss

Poseidon’s Kiss

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Sitting prevents the smartphone from falling into the toilet.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a woman now and technically, they didn't say it's wrong for a woman to stand while she pees.

Oops this is Men's Liberation. Sorry. Back to lurking. Good luck, men.

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[-] dumples@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Ironic that the surveys said that older men say down less to pee while it's more beneficial to them.

[-] Hillock@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Sitting down just becomes harder as you get older. Especially with toilets as they are relatively low.

Installing an elevated toilet seat and some handrails next to it can be a significant life improvement for older people.

[-] jadero@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Add an elevated platform for the feet to get the knees up a bit and you have the best of both worlds.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

I think an elongated seat/toilet makes sitting down much easier and more comfortable. Round seats/toilets really suck for a man.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Round seats are best because you can tuck your willy under the seat and there's no chance of it popping up. Also the cool ceramic underside of the toilet seat helps stimulate urine flow

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I hear you there, you must suffer Long Dong Syndrome as well..

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's a problem across the board

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Even if you have the world's tinkiest dinky you're going to want an elongated bowl just to have some room for the pee to arc out so you don't piss all over your balls.

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm really confused reading this thread. Why isn't it possible to just twist and tuck it left or right? I'm a dude and have never had a problem peeing sitting down on a round toilet.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, my nuts don't touch the water, and my dick ain't fell off yet. I think I'll continue standing..

[-] taldennz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Had I not been to the US this would have made little sense to me. US toilets and ours (NZ) are very different (the scrotal sag would have to be pretty epic to reach the water here).

Dutch toilets with their poo-presentation shelf are different too. And then there's squat toilets.

So many ways to excrete, so little time...

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

That would explain the comment about nuts lol, I was perplexed by it. Just searched for American toilets and lmao what's the deal with so little space between where you are sitting and the waterline??

[-] exohuman@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

Many homes in the USA, especially ones with wells are low water as well. It would make me crazy having so much water splashing around so high.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Then don't piss on the water, piss on the side of the bowl to make it spiral instead of splash.

You got this homie, just practice your aim.. 👍

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

How low do your nuts hang lmao

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