"This is a great data center we're building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!"
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Was hast du gesagt? Kannst du etwas lauter sprechen? Ich versteh dich nicht.
This is a great data center we're building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!
Besser?
Besser?
Leider nein, ich habs immer noch nicht verstanden. Danke trotzdem
De nada
Wen? Den Ader? Wer ist das?
Como é? Fala mais alto!
Wohin soll ich kommen? Wer ist alt? Du nuschelst ein bisschen hab ich das Gefühl. Kannst du etwas deutlicher und langsamer reden?
Abokina, akwai wahalla. Ban gane ba.
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Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages
Have you heard of RustScript?
Gave me an idea. I will now be waiting for Rust++
Was the predecessor named "Bust"?
I'm more into Rust# myself.
The Tower of Sloppel
Shhh, nobody say anything. Nobody try to stop them.
The Tower of Babel was probably just a ziggurat that suffered a structural failure and the proto-Hebrew goat herders were like "haha that's what you get for building cities, assholes."
Funnily enough, something similar is probably the truth behind the "Exodus" and "Conquest of the Promised Land"
Tl;Dr the Israelites were just rural Canaanites
I think Abraham was originally from Ur, which was near Sumer...
But then again, nothing was written down until the time of Moses, so it really depends on how much you want to trust oral tradition.
The early Hebrew script was directly related to the Phoenician alphabet and Egyptian hieroglyphs though, so it does seem they at least had more than cursory contact with those civilizations
Yeah but Phonecians and Egyptians were in a shared trade sphere with Canaan. Phonecians were some of the primary traders of the Mediterranean and their city of Tyre is now in Lebanon. Ramesses II like many Pharoahs went on campaign in Canaan.
Canaan was a borderland between the spheres of influence of Mesopotamia and Egypt. It was a nice spot on the Mediterranean that never got powerful enough to challenge either for more than independence or mild incursion, and was far enough from each that it was hard to hold and different enough to contain exotic goods.
Abraham being from Ur makes sense. There's a lot of Mesopotamian influence in Judaism. Sure it's far, but the Hebrews saw themselves as people who left civilization after it became too corrupt to go be shepherds in the desert. All of that maps to things we know happened in various Mesopotamian cities at various times (and is common in all ancient cities). From there we have schismogenetic counterpoints with Mesopotamia, especially in the form of sexual mores (they aren't calling Babylon a whore because they think it's cool that Mesopotamians had sacred prostitution).
The bit I'm far more doubtful of is the long term enslavement in Egypt. Especially the stories of Joseph and Moses.
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I bet you can't prove that it wasn't a fully operational space elevator built by the same aliens who built the pyramids that they then sabotaged when they left/integrated into human society in order to prevent humans from becoming a space-fairing civilization and competing with/drawing attention from our advanced intergalactic neighbors.
Are those the same aliens that turned the earth flat?
Also, that a city would have done what cities do, attract people from all over, from an array of cultures and languages.
It's literally an allegorical warning against diversity, and the perils of not hiring an engineer.
From what I gathered in non-fiction: they were building a giant 9 story ziggurat that was so big and such culture blend of people that it was named "Babel" which just roughly means "confusion".
The fictional religious story seems to twist this into some xenophobic shit as always.
It probably just fell down because nobody had made one that big before so they didn't know that it even could collapse because material science hadn't even been invented yet.
Which apparently happened a lot, like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidenae - 20,000 people died, insane. That was quite normal in the ancient architecture sadly.
Well I mean when you haven't invented geometry yet, you kinda have to just learn as you go. "Oh if I don't brace these walls it could collapse and kill us all" was something people had to learn the hard way.
I recently went on one of those glass sky walks on a sky scraper and people would be lining up and clenching their buttholes hard today, can't imagine the culture around architecture back in those times - everyone was either just ready to go or sweating all the time just doing menial tasks lol
We already have enough programming languages without yawallahod making more to punish us.
Where were you… when the built the data center to heaven?
Nine-eleven?
We could power it with an internal automated nuclear reactor and flood the access points with deadly radiation for extra security, what would go wrong?
It's Forbin' time!?
I haven't seen this particular piece of media, but I fully support this kind of tom-fuckery
What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?
The ziggurat of slop
Yeah, then God will destroy it and no one will be able to understand each other anymore
Every aspect of it written in a different programming language.
I imagine it looking something like this
"Come let us make bricks and burn them hard" somethjng somethjng Bad Religion
Can it reach back to hell so these tech bros and chomo Caligula can return home?
Only if you dedicate it to LLMs that translate languages between each other
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