this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.

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[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 145 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

"The question is not whether AI will shape the world. It will," Schmidt said. "The question is whether you will have shaped artificial intelligence."

The problem with Schmidt's perspective, and to some degree that of the linked article itself, is that they take an "AI" future for granted. Like it's a given that we need to adapt to whatever the tech giants put before us.

But the thing is, the only place where (the success of) "AI" is necessary — that's in those companies' projected earnings. They sunk billions into a technology that could be a big deal in certain number crunching research fields, but to recoup the investment they marketed the product as an everything assistant for everybody.

The corporations pushing "AI" into personal computers, into workspaces, into public governance; they're huge, but they're hardly infallible. They may wish, as in "bet their savings", that this utopian tech dream will work out better than the metaverse ...but that's all it is.

They're just trying to talk their ROI into existence. We need to counter that talk, and that future. It's ours to decide over.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 103 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

it's fucking ghoulish that these salesmen treat a college commencement as just another platform to push their product and grow hype

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I was hoping someone would throw tomatoes or something at him.

Maybe a brick or two.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

He already looks like he took a tomato or two to the face

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[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 26 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This was a very well-said take. No notes.

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 10 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Doing my humble, unassisted meatsack best.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Uh-huh. Sounds like something an AI would say. Let's see what's really behind that mask...

rips off face Ah-HA!!!

OH, GOD! There's so much blood! Whyyyy 😭

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

The problem is pushing a business model that likely seeks to put many of the graduates he’s speaking to out of a job.

Yes, the other things you say are also true, along with the tactless use of a commencement speech to advertise said business, but telling the people about how great AI is while failing to consider the effects on them is…well, very Billionaire of him.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 67 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A billionaire praising AI as the next big thing doesn't belong at a graduation ceremony.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine working 2, 4, 8, whatever number of years, then you get to a night meant to honor your accomplishments.... then you have to sit through a billionaire performing autofellatio in the form of an advertisement

[–] Matt 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not just any advertisement. An advertisement for something that is likely limiting their job opportunities that they have been studying years for.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 64 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Read the room, dickhead.

It's not often the room is quite this easy to read.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 weeks ago

I loved the double down "if you let me make this point" followed by an ever increasing sound of boo's

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shame these kids got an advertisement instead of a commencement speech.

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[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 50 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

AI aside, this was incredibly disrespectful to the graduates. He basically stole the ceremony to pitch his business. These people have no shame.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Glad he’s getting booed. In this clip he’s saying things that are potentially true about AI. The biggest problem though is that assholes like him will be the ones designing AI. They want to own the source of all information to shape the world as they wish it to be.

They already own the media, now their AI will be what they want it to be, say what they want it to say.

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy fuck. It’s their big day, and he uses it to pitch his fucking shitty fucking products. Read the room dumbarse

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Ads on graduation speech. What a time to be alive!

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 36 points 4 weeks ago

Kids are SO Ungrateful! WHY can't they just APPRECIATE the Epstein Class for ELIMINATING their Job Prospects like GOOD SEXY Kids?

-Rich People!

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Give people affordable healthcare

-No

Give people affordable homes

-No

Give people liveable income

-No

Give people a product marketed as pseudo-beneficial to humanity, while making yourself richer.

-Hell yesss

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

make computers expensive.

make travel expensive.

burn the atmosphere up.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually they also like to tell you it's the new industrial revolution. Then you look at the industrial revolution and see 100 years of poverty, living in slums, child labor, ridiculous working hours and protesting the elites.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And notably, the exploitation didn't let up until we stopped protesting the elites, and started doing other things to them.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm rather proud of humanity here.

A narcissist with psychopathic tendencies promotes his next bullshit way of him getting richer, and people just showed him what they think of it

Good

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 weeks ago

I'm a huge fan of booing. Its the best way to simply show you dislike something. I'm glad the younger generations are hanging onto that one.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

yeah at UofA of all places, a place that has quite a big CS department. these kids are graduating in hopes of getting jobs that simply don't exist for them. they have every right to boo him.

I went to high school in Tucson and would routinely go to the UofA for LAN Parties. They also had an awesome Arcade on campus. UofA is the last place to go gloating about AI taking jobs.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

Love to see it. I'm not usually proud of the younger generation(s), but this is beautiful.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

It would have been more satisfying if they rushed the stage to rip the fucker apart then just rioted. But I guess we’re not quite there yet.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

The kids are alright.

[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

He has a very punchable, condescending face.

I’m not threatening, simply observing.

Platonic ideal of a punchable face.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If they'd just let the graphics card bubble pop with crypto, by now we'd be in the recovery stage and regulating digital securities.

But that would require admitting to irrationality in the financial system and putting in the work to fix it, which would be mildly embarrassing. So instead, the bourgeoisie have chosen the maximally embarrassing thing of being delusional about a crummy computer program.

And the bubble is now so big, the pop won't be a normal boom-bust. I half suspect its gonna end the dollar as reserve currency.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 weeks ago

another recent commencement speaker (in Florida) also getting booed for praising "AI" can be seen on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNgENc_0N0

but oddly this Eric Schmidt video isn't on there, afaict? 🤔

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Because he's a motherfucker.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"find a way to say yes"

this motherfucker.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 18 points 4 weeks ago

Least rapey sounding statement from a male billionaire

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I really need to go get a proper set of encyclopedias for when we own nothing and the internet is just filtered monitored crap not worth engaging in.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

Most of their propaganda targets fear and anger for engagement and compliance, emotional states know to make you dumber by relying more on heuristics than critical thinking

Really looking forward to more crowds booing and hissing at billionaires selling slop, you don't see enough crowds hissing at rapist fuck face pieces of shit

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

"Gemini, write me a graduation speech how AI will replace their potential job prospects!"

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 weeks ago

Face thicker than the Great Wall of China. This speech is basically a threat.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

We should bring back throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at people like this. Maybe the pillory too while we're at it.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

What I find worry some is that they know damn well that nobody wants this “future”. And yet they keep trying to push this narrative over and over again.

They have shitloads of money invested, I get that they want to see this take off so they can see some returns.

But they just blatantly want to talk past the environmental impact this has, the destruction of culture and society this will bring.

I’m really starting to feel like at some point it’s not gonna be speeches trying to promote this filth but just blatant implementation in society.

“Use your tokens and participate or starve.”

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[–] Elting@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny to watch how red he gets throughout the video.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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