People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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The idea that vaginas stretch out is kinda debunked.
Now assholes on the other hand...
Iβm not disagreeing with the point of your statement, but I do want to clarify that vaginas absolutely stretch, just not permanently. Youβll have a very different experience if you work up to fisting over a couple of hours vs. launching right into it, because vaginas loosen with arousal.
The important thing is that they are elastic - they don't stay stretched. They're not like sweaters that stay stretched out forever after someone large wears them, more like rubber bands that stretch temporarily before returning to their typical size. I think that's why OP used the term "stretch out," as too many people seem to think once a vagina stretches, it's a permanent change. It's such a weird misconception.
Giving birth stretches a vagina more than any penis (or fist) ever could. Though birth can make some changes that last, it's more like "Now I need a larger size menstrual cup" than "Now penises just slide back out," as the popular belief would have people believe.
I don't think people caring about body count has anything to do with physical things other than drastically increased odds of STIs and certain cancers.
I think mature adults realize that sex is never just sex, it forms attachments whether you want it or not. Screwing around forming and cutting off attachments constantly kind of fucks with your capacity to emotionally invest in an actual relationship.
i think the way you're describing the process as "screwing around, forming and cutting off attachments" really shows that you think of it in a very black and white sort of way. one can have casual / fwb sex with their friends, and still have a friend relationship with that person. one can even have one-off sex with an acquaintance or stranger, and even if you never meet again, it doesn't really make it a "cut off" relationship; if you met again, it would be pleasant, circumstances just may not arrange it
just because it's a more emotionally involved process for you or some people you've encountered, doesn't make it a universal truth
Not everyone does form those attatchemnts. There are plenty of poeole out there who can just have sex and have a good time and move on.
Good point, it also helps filter out people who are innately mental.
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Does that disqualify someone? No.
Would I be interested? Also no.
For me it sure does. Fuck ass people insisting that it's not okay to disqualify people from your dating pool is stupid
Everybody's always saying you can deny a relationship with anyone for any reason until it's a reason they personally don't agree with.
I mean, any reason for not wanting a relationship is a good reason because a relationship where one person doesn't even really want it is going to be a shit relationship.
That said, I might still judge you if your reasons are shitty.
Why would I care about someone else not dating someone. That's insane behaviour
It's still hard to gauge the stereotypical Lemmy user yet
Depends on the instance:
- LW/FHF users: Basically Redditors but mildly more elitist and significantly more male dominated
- Feddit.de users: Like the previous one except german
- DB0/FAF users: Nerdy, queer, and very leftist, also generally pro-ai (I may be biased here)
- Blahaj users: Very lesbian, very trans, many catgirls, lots of Linux users :3
- ML/Hex/etc users: Very leftist, very aggressive when approached with nonsense, gets into arguments with people whos minds will never be changed
Neurodivergent middle-aged Linux using anti-AI nostalgiagoggle-wearing very online privacy enthusiast with some degree of fixation on tech, be that privately (their hobby) or professionally (their job).
Excuse me, but I am not neurodivergent! At least not to my knowledge.....
Ok, we might have some news for you thenβ¦
Are they good news? π
Don't forget leftist but somehow not communist
Why am I in this post?
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Logistically questionable, but if true than who gives a shit?
According to Wikipedia it's true, and as a world record attempt a notary must have been present to count the men. There's another job I don't envy.
I don't get the point of notaries. Anyone could be a notary β you just have to pinky promise that you saw something happen under oath
Yeah I mean you pay money and take a little course to become a notary and you have to reup every year (or three years? I can't remember). The point is you take on legal liability. A notary cannot claim, "i didn't realize, I didn't know, I didn't double check." Most of the money you pay is in liability insurance in case you screw up. Because if a notary stamps their name to something false, they bear the legal liability which is enough for a notary to not take the risk of flippantly stamping things that are untrue.
You can also legally marry people.
There are also legal limits to how much you can charge (like 10 bucks and document or something. It's not much). Since each stamp doesn't earn much, but the liability could cost you a lot, it keeps notaries pretty honest. It's a decent system.
Mostly only nerds are notaries anyway, so the promising and putting your name to something does some of the heavy lifting by itself
You think that someone would break the sacred oath they took to become a notary? What is this world coming to...
lmao
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Anon is an incel
i'm more concerned about how many guys were lining up
Maybe after the first 10 it should direct the queue into a room with a therapist to work out whatever problems they've got
"Hey buddy, we'll pay you $100 if you take an STD test and then raw dog this pornstar for eight seconds. You in?"
gross
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