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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I definitely prefer partners that do not have a bodycount three orders of magnitude higher.

And didn't attain it in "one sitting," i.e one session just to have sex with 1000 people. I don't think i believe she even did that.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's the record attempt that's a red flag for me. Why would anyone do that to themselves?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Naw im down with that. It would have to be actively harmful to others for me to not respect an attempt for the world's somethingest something.

Probably wouldn't want to date her, but I respect the effort.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean to me it's no different than someone attempting a record number of kisses, handshakes, high-5s, haircuts, judo throws... or some other physical interaction. It just doesn't really matter and has no big significance.

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you can't tell the difference between sex and a high-five or a judo throw?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

depends on how you throw em I guess

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did she have someone there to watch and verify? Who would do something like THAT to themselves??