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[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

I almost choked on my cracker when I read that tweet!

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Subject registered Republicans to roman decimation.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Oof, I might still be a registered Republican. I registered when I was younger and less informed. Only voted vaguely Republican once, and been a commie for longer.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

and then do the other 90 percent

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Paperwork doesn't make you an American.

It seems that only an insatiable thirst for human blood makes you an American.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, so we're just doing the outright nazism now? We're not even pretending to do the 'right way' shit anymore, just outright blood and soil now? Alrighty.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Randy needs to fall through his own asshole and strangle himself.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

so what makes this bozo american then

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Guy is named like a penalty you would get for public masturbation in the UK

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] pongo1231@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Ok we deported millions of people from the country. Nothing about the current situation improved and we lost a large chunk of workers. What now?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They do what the local chapters of the KKK near me did: move along to another scapegoat. Fascism eventually leads to only two people left in the world accusing the other of being a Judeo-Bolshevik.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Fascism eventually leads to only two people left in the world accusing the other of being a Judeo-Bolshevik.

I wish we could move all the fascists and only the fascists to an alternate universe and get front row seats to watch this play out

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 17 points 12 hours ago

The barbarians are inside the gate

wonder-who-thats-for

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

The barbarians, known for going through legal channels and having paperwork. What a genius this is.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"paperwork doesn't make you American" isn't a dog whistle, it's a dog foghorn

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

It wasn't a great movie but that one scene in Civil War was an excellent depiction of what every one of these chuds fantasizes about on a daily basis

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago

"Come into this country the right way" mfers when someone comes into this country the "right" way:

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

Congressman Horny Fee