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[–] nocteb@feddit.org 104 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

What a combigent, inbiltum response!

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We didn't all realize that at the same point. Some of us have known that for a very long time.

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[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They know what they are doing. Their goals just don't align with the rest of humanity.

The mistake we make is in assuming that government choices are born of incompetence... The actions of empire are not incompetent. They are not intended to serve you or the citizens, but to serve material interests, the plunder of land, natural resources, markets, and cheap labor".

-Michael Parenti

RIP to the GOAT

Edit: He talks about it in the lecture starting around 15:35. Though the quote above is from his book "against empire"

https://youtu.be/s5oPFAfdrkU?t=935

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Well back then we thought everyone in charge was evil. Back then we had Krutschev, Nixon etc. Always nuclear war looming. And Reagan with this trickle downs, the Bush wars over made-up WMDs etc.

I don't think there was ever really a positive period. Maybe the 90s which was kinda the high point. Economics were good, America was the undisputed world power, nobody took global warming seriously yet and the internet was promising a great future.

Then after 2000 we had the dot com crash, 9/11, the resulting wars, Russia becoming an enemy again, the financial world crisis, the rise of the internet as a surveillance tool, global warming, the pandemic, exploding house prices everywhere.

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 27 points 1 month ago

Product of continvoucly morged slop.

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[–] faebudo@infosec.pub 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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[–] four@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Data Flow

Data Flow


Data Flow

The Data must Flow

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

It's the Combigent Directive

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm starting to think they aren't concerned about making their slides even remotely veritable. They're not even combigent!

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[–] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

Microsoft security blog

And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

Zero humans proofed this.

Microsoft AI slop flowchart

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this! This is a slide deck which only makes sense in an interactive way, where the steps are revealed after one another. Probably straight from a presentation.

Don't attribute bad work to AI which can be done in the same way by an incompetent human.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

As someone who's career depended on presentations for a while:

Never build animations in-slide (unless they are purely aesthetic).

Instead:

Build multiple slides which duplicate the previous and add new boxes with transitions on the slides. Bonus: change the title on each build to cover the key point.

Sure, they take longer to edit. But that leave-behind export to PDF always works.

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[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

[–] bright@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

Combigent (adj.)

Definition: A word that seems like a real word but actually isn't

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It also looks completely plausible for a word. I can see why an AI trained to make plausible-looking images generated it.

Now I'm curious to see what other perfectly English-looking words it comes up with

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[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago

Seems perfectly cromulent to me

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

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[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Data flow

Data flow Data flow

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[–] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed "Microsoft 65S" and "Intemal Docs"

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah those are very weird errors. Not like AI hallucinations. But more like OCR errors.

I wonder if they imported another PowerPoint and then the AI made images out of it to process it. That would be a very inefficient way to do it.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago

Those are perfectly cromulent words.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I don't see the probulent here

[–] kamstrup@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Veritable answer? Indubitable!

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

Due to the negative press combigent

[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I solemnly swear to god, I posted this exact same thing before I saw your post lol

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

According to Microsoft's own terms and conditions, AI is supposed to be used for entertainment purposes only. They're breaking their own terms and conditions here.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago
[–] corey931@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For years, I’ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoft’s nearly unusable documentation. It’s as if they don’t know how to write coherently

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[–] MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Microslop Cope A lot

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