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And I watched a video yesterday that perfectly encapsulated everything that is wrong with Britain. The whole thing. A lifetime of systemic failure, of grotesque inequality, of ruling-class contempt disguised as concern, all of it distilled into a single glittering, nauseating image.

There he was. King Charles III. Dressed in his finest robes, the Imperial State Crown on his head (this is a solid gold construction studded with 2,868 diamonds, 17 sapphires, 11 emeralds, 269 pearls, and four rubies). The Sovereign’s Sceptre with Cross contains the largest clear-cut diamond in the world, weighing in at 530 carats…was present but not in the shot. The crown jewels are estimated to be worth up to $8 billion in total. And this man, wearing a hat that could solve homelessness in London, who holds a stick that could fund the NHS for a year, draped in robes worth more than most people will earn in a thousand lifetimes, was telling the British people to ‘weather the storm’ of the cost of living crisis.

Crosspost from https://lemmygrad.ml/post/11612563

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[–] teelin134@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, he didn't pay for the crown jewels himself, so its not like he had the money to buy them -- rather, they were stolen.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The wealth of all billionaires is stolen. The jewels were just solen a long time ago

[–] nicpicname@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

sad and enraging

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's still so weird to me to think about how we have more advanced technology and more trade across the planet, yet it seems like our quality of life is being lowered. Ultimately, the reason the 1950s felt different wasn't because the technology was better, it's because the economic guardrails were different. The system we have now isn't broken; it's functioning exactly as it was redesigned to function over the last 40 years: capturing the immense wealth generated by modern efficiency and funneling it straight to the top.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 10 points 2 days ago

Fuck the royals so hard. I fucking can’t stand them. They preach “HELP THE POOR” while sitting pretty on stolen funds. They get paid millions, if not billions, to sit around and do jack fucking shit all day. Fuck them.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not British, but it really is bizarre seeing this old geezer actually dressed up in this stuff. It'd almost be comical if it wasn't for the fact that he's dead fucking serious.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How heavy is the Imperial State Crown? The Imperial State Crown measures weighs a hefty 1.06kg (2.3lbs) but it is much lighter than the St Edward's Crown - the headpiece King Charles wore for the moment of his crowning at the Coronation.

This Crown weighs 2.23kg (4.9lbs) and is decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones.

Same publication said he may have been sore from wearing the coronation crown. Poor thing. Surely peat mining can't be nearly as demanding!

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But the headline says five billion pounds. So which is it, 5 pounds of 5 billion?
 
 
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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

I genuinely thought the king get up was only for sitting for portraits and shit, I didn't think he wore it to address the nation.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Is this my first AI guillotine?

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

Wild that they still dress up like that. Read the fucking room.

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But selling the crown would drive the price of crowns down so low (supply and demand, you know) and you'd never actually get 8 billion. Best you'd get is... maybe one roundabout and a nice tree.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 18 points 3 days ago

Second audible chuckle of the week! Thank you!

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[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Let them eat beans on toast

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Imagine having a king and thinking you are a democracy 🤣

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[–] fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He actually said the phrase "ensure a fair deal for working people". Who thought it was a good idea to put that in the speech knowing he was going to be fully dressed in the spoils of exploitation? You'd think they'd at least temper it with the comparative term "fairer" if the more sensitive wardrobe option was truly off the table.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The Prime Minister.

The King's Speech is effectively when the Prime Minister sticks his hand up the King's ass and uses the King as a puppet to speak to his or her political goals for that session of Parliament.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Glad some one said it.

I get why people are outraged but really this is someone else talking in a situation he is expected to be in with pomp and circumstance.

I am no fan of kings, but seeing footage of him walking around the town square in just a suit and tie shaking hands with people on the street sure is a sharp contrast to America's current King.

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[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (6 children)

It's sad because I don't see anything dramatically improving in the UK any time soon. It feels as though the people at the top are consistently able to manipulate public opinion against their own best interests.

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

That's more of a global than UK problem.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just like checks notes the rest of the West, and their collective vassels, globally.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, in my personal experience living in several countries in Europe including the UK, the British elites are pretty much the best in Europe at manipulating the local plebes.

Probably helps that culturally the English (and less so for other nations) have this strain of "know your place" and "look up to your betters" that's not there or at least nowhere as strong in countries which had actual bottom-up revolutions were they overthrew their installed elites.

Just look at the reaction to the Snowden Revelations in the US and UK - in the former there was an outrage and at least some of it was walked back, in the latter the government just made a law that retroactivelly made the whole thing legal and the press quickly shut up about it and never mentioned it again.

And don't get me started at the insane levels of Royal Arse Kissing of even supposedly liberal newspapers like The Guardian.

Britain is definitelly "world class" at both sheep herding and being sheep.

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[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The crown jewels are state-owned and might as well be part of the UK's gold reserves worth 30 billion. Given the historical, cultural, and symbolic value, I'd say they should dip into the gold reserves first to solve homelessness and fund the NHS.

You can certainly have a debate about where some of those rocks came from and their ongoing possession by the UK tho!

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Debate about what? Whether theft is theft?

They keep those jewels away from the brokers because they're all hot and the countries they were stolen from will make a fuss and ruin that overinflated valuation of that cheap looking gaudy shit. Cultural reasons is a convenient cover.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok ok, put it in a museum.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 2 days ago

Or... Return jewels, PMs to those from whom they were stolen.

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[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

It's cool, the fucker flies around the world on an aeroplane whilst demanding we save the environment.

He's also one of the single largest tax Dodgers in the UK, so when he talks about "the working man" he's talking specifically about the very people he steals from.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I think those robes, the crown, the Sceptre, they were all the Crown's stuff - aka the Firm, the organization that is the English monarchy - and not his. They existed before him, they will exist after him, and his wearing them lays little claim of ownership past "work clothes" than a pilot can claim to own the plane he's flying.

Yes, it's a bad look. The guy at the bank denying loans wears a fancy suit. The lawyers in America fighting to deny healthcare wear amazing suits.

Olyoud have him sell the crown he doesn't effectively own to throw money at a problem. Never go to the Louvre, or they'll toss you out for yelling about how they should sell the art to pay for the French homeless.

In all this you forget: if the pilot sells his plane, if the Louvre sells some pricy paintings, if the Crown's representative sells the work clothes he's issued, who's buying it? That guy, those people buying them, they've truly amassed a personal fortune to be able to buy something like that.

THOSE are your villains. Taxation is how we get them to pay their share from here on in, like we did in the '40s through the '70s. And I think the max tax rate above 1mil gross takings every year should be a 101% tax rate: you're paying everything you took and just a little bit more. Maybe take less. Maybe launch fewer rockets and buy a few less elections and pay to fix hunger and healthcare and all that instead.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think those robes, the crown, the Sceptre, they were all the Crown’s stuff - aka the Firm, the organization that is the English monarchy - and not his. They existed before him, they will exist after him, and his wearing them lays little claim of ownership past “work clothes” than a pilot can claim to own the plane he’s flying.

The Sovereign runs the Firm and so could sell the trappings of royalty.

if the Crown’s representative sells the work clothes he’s issued, who’s buying it? That guy, those people buying them, they’ve truly amassed a personal fortune to be able to buy something like that. It’s not work for them; it’s obscene decadence and greed.

THOSE are your villains.

Those are also our villains. It’s not an either-or. The capitalist class and the vestigial feudal class run the United Kingdom, at the expense of the working class.

Taxation is how we get them to pay their share from here on in, like we did in the '40s through the '70s.

The capitalist class & nobility gave the working class temporary concessions out of fear of revolution, and they have since clawed those concessions back. They’re not going to pay more taxes without a threat, never mind relinquish power.

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[–] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro he could have said that instead. He went out there in his expensive "work clothes" to tell people that they are suffering and they should deal with it. Instead of telling the governemnt to tax the people causing thia problem, to rebalance the wealth of this nation a bit, he tells the people to suck it up.

Of course people are angry with him and the image he presents.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

To be fair, the crown's only "worth" is as a collectable.

It's not equivalent to, say, 750,000,000 kg of Nutella. E.g £5 billion of Nutella, You can't just sell it and distribute the Nutella, it has to be manufactured for £billions worth of work.

The crown has no utility. Its gems don't do anything productive, relative to their value. It can't pay engineers and farmers and such wages to make Nutella, because what are they gonna do with 1/100,000th of a crown?


Practically, if the UK govt sold all royal stuff, what would happen is some ultra-rich would buy it, and... sit on it, at the expense of other collectables they'd have bought instead. That doesn't improve much.

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