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[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It's glowing green. The battery is already full.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least it uses USB C(loaca).

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

"Sorry honey I can't make it today, I'm updating the software on my pigeon"

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I almost groaned out loud. Fucking brilliant :)

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought they charged by sitting on powerlines?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

They're allowed the occasional work-from-home days.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

that's the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A version of the Matrix where Neo is a pigeon.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The flying scene at the end probably wouldn't be so badass.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America's favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.

It's my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma's Nantucket bird dick casserole.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

brain

Look who believes in the biological 'science' of birds.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a cybernetic brain. 🤷‍♂️