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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My favorite beer brand went woke. So I bought ten cases of their beer and made a TikTok of me pouring it down the drain. In doing so I single-handedly drove them out of business.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Thats crazy, I brushed my mullet real nice like and fluffed my stache. Then posted a video of me firing on some cases with an automatic weapon. Then I performed at the REAL halftime show.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

We’re the good guys!

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

East coast VS west cost sold many albums.... many records were sold many people died... drammmmmaaaahhhhh

[–] username_1@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

What a woke shitpost!

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Woke engine running on woke oil

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 3 days ago

All engines are electric if you put a male to male connector on the chassis. You can refuel it by putting the wire into the gas tank.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago

They done woke the whole damn engine

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

WOKE is the corporate capture of peoples movements specifically the black community. The USA is not a democracy. Both parties are rightwing fascist. pphhffft on god

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Left vs right 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Up vs down 😡🤬 be grateful to your billionaires! They funded the left vs right rhetoric for you!

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What exactly do you think left vs right means?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago

Fake tolerable left vs right, while driving a wedge into and causing infighting of leftists so they never coordinate enough to make meaningful change and redistribute wealth.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

PHD's went to the island. The president of the USA is a pdfile and I am a muthafuckin chef. Wake up unit 6767.... life is merely but a dream... Now don't you condem my homemade hummas. booyah grandmal... Fresh rosmary from my gardamn from a plant I have kept alive for 3 years. altr altr altr altr altr

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Our local racist politician here in Australia didn't complete high school

She's stated education is woke...

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Woke is the term xenophobic asshats use for anything that threatens to upset their status quo of racist, bigoted, misogynistic nonsense. "I want to be in power, but I have competition. But if I convince the whole world that only straight, white, married men can be in power, I will have less competition to be in power." Thats Classic Woke-a-cola.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip -2 points 3 days ago

shit, this has been AI this whole time?