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[–] Dangerhart@lemmy.zip 69 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I tested this out last night. It took a few tries and my wife thought I was crazy till it screamed out. 11/10 would buy again.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 49 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

When you drop the Steam controller it plays the Wilheim scream noise. They were trying it out repeatedly agitating their wife in trying something so senseless until it worked to her astonishment.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 30 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

For anyone who gets the ridiculous 5070 overlay ad instead of actual audio (Thanks CNET, for finding really annoying ways around ad blockers), here is just a video of the sound: https://youtu.be/tw5Luf_7F8c

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was responding earnestly because I thought it was polite. That's my mistake.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Parent comment thought you were being sarcastic

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Did I just witness a civil way to handle a misunderstanding? That's too much internet for today

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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 182 points 22 hours ago (15 children)

Because Valve is one of the few tech companies that still wants to have fun and be silly like tech used to be. Before we entered the hell scape tech feudalism era.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

And like many classic bits of nerd silliness, it's also low-key impressive at the technical level.

The controller doesn't have a speaker in it. They managed to get this clear, recognizable sound from haptic feedback motors!

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 13 points 18 hours ago

They did what now? 🤯

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

They did the same on the first model! But only for a few things

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had the custom sound startup on the original controller.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 62 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

There seems to be a significant quality gap between publicly traded and private gaming companies.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah because public companies are just investment scams now. The product they make is not their primary revenue. Once CEOs figured out you can just say shit on social media and juice the stock. Its market manipulation all the way down. At least with private companies its still about making a product or service and serving your customers and no private equity doesn't count that is a different scam. Where you offload debit.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They can also choose to intentionally make slightly less money if there's something they want to do first, or spend resources/time on stuff that doesn't bring in revenue. In a publicly traded company, the investors can sue for mishandling their investment.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

just one of the many weaknesses of the modern world built in.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Not just gaming companies. I watch every prodct from a listed compny with suspicion by now.

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[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"If we're not gonna have planned obsolescence, let's make it so people wanna drop their controllers on purpose!"

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Billionaires don't make things

[–] phx@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, the choice to have the controller scream when dropped might have been something Gabe cooked up

[–] MortUS@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Might just be propagabenda

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Valve is trapped in a time prism where tech is still fun.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Time is more like a cube. You see, in 1884,  meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day  and  ignored  the  other  3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to say exactly this tbh. Apply analytical math to Earth sphere and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence. In other words, 4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate inside 4 Time Cube Quarters to create 4 - 24 hour days within one Earth rotation.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 60 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, now I want a Scream Deck and Scream Machine!

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

And to wrap a scream frame around my head!

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago

Honestly, now I really want one

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

GLaDOS/GabeN: They're sentient, you know. I think that one was about to say "I love you".

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

"What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us."

"I'm kidding. Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me."

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It's beyond silly. And I love it.

But I also hate it because I don't want to drop my controller, buy I love that it screams when I do.

[–] actualaccount@sopuli.xyz 12 points 19 hours ago

Ok, now I'm sold.

[–] Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network 19 points 22 hours ago

I love that it feels clear that Steam employees love their jobs.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 14 points 21 hours ago

I love that this is how I find out about this.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago

This is funny

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