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[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Knowledge is knowing the Monster belongs to Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing he's already overcaffeinated and needs to be cut off.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Frankenstein made the monster and you take your parent's last name, so the argument is pointless.

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still follow the belief that both frankenstein and his monster are monsters. One in a literal sense the other in an abstract sense

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Frankenstein wasn't a doctor. He was a student that dropped out of college to conduct his life-creating experiments. He was a self-absorbed coward who was completely incapable of taking responsibility for his actions, but most of all he was a kid in way over his head.

The monster, on the other hand, was a cold-blooded murderer.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Here you go, bro

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

People need to stop drinking that trash all across the board

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not a complaint about the meme, it's funny and I shared it on my group chats.

just that Monster energy drink is owned by Coca-Cola and are on the boycott list for Palestinian solidarity. They literally have an illegal bottling plant in the West Bank.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Please don't take compound V

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

you'll be so good at kissing. go ahead, that's a noble cause

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i use the Boycat app

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

"What about this one?"

"That's Frankenstein's Monster's Monster"

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Knowledge is knowing the creation was the monster.

Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Frankenstein is the mad doctor and the monster is what people think is frankenstein.... it is a long ass book

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is correct, but in the end Frankenstein is the real monster.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

No no, Frankenstein has the Monster. (Can of)

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Are you talking about Frankenstein Sr. or Frankenstein Jr.?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they are both Frankenstein, a Sr and Jr kind of thing

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

They both hated each other. The monster wouldn't want Frankenstein's name, and Frankenstein wouldn't want to share his name with the monster.

Don't talk to me or my shitty fan fiction ever again

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what energy drink do they consume?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[–] gurty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its a very short book, but now I have the mental image of a book with a John Lennon-style long asscrack and now my day is made.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

TIL John Lennon had a long asscrack.

Then where did I put mine?

[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Just don't touch Kyle's monster

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've only heard people say "umm", never "ermm". Do people actually say "ermm"? Because, I've been seeing "ermm" in subtitles lately, even when the actor clearly said "umm".

Is it a regional thing?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its an internet thing said in order to mock people who love jumping on others to correct them. Thats also why I spelled actually that way.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Brits do.
Or they say "err"
Whereas I, I say "äh", "ähm" or "öhm"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

For me, "ähm" or "õhm" are more descriptive, an ö sound would be way too islandly. The damn island folks haven't learned our precious õ yet!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Uhm... I dunno.