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[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 year ago

Keep going. If this shitty screenshot continues to be shared on the internet, I'm pretty sure in just a few more years the quality will have deteriorated to the point where it's unreadable.

[-] Seven@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

That's always the goal. You keep going until there are no more pixels left.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Memes in the future will be one singular pixel

[-] CrypticVader@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Can't wait to laugh my ass off at a fucking pixel.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.

[-] Seven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] biff@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

…or maybe you intended to say that.

[-] Seven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] biff@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Ekkosangen@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[-] biff@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Ekkosangen@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I hate to tell you this, but the previous one was, too.

[-] KluEvo@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

For a moment I thought this was going to be loss (maybe something like "!,!!,!!,!_"?)

[-] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck do I know what this means? Life is cursed.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

Morse code memes gonna be so lit!

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Off-white pixel gets me every time

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Needs more jpeg!

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was preparing my rage post about this story. I can sleep well now.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

[-] executive_chicken@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Yes Yes Yes NO

[-] nei7jc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Aww... The kids thought he was, omg how heartwHAT THE FU-

[-] Username02@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If they both die then who's talking?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

The name of that Einstein? George Washington.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The doctor telling the story.

[-] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] lenninscjay@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Edit: I’m dumb. It’s a joke.

[-] StoicLime@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

What kind of hospital doesn't stock up on Oneg? That's the most essential blood in the blood bank.

[-] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The kind where a blood draw kills a child. I'm guessing that this hospital isn't ranked highly for medical ethics.

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