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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 22 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

God forbid men have hobbies

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Automatic battle rifles are a bit more than “hobby” territory.

(Well. Unless you’re in Murica.)

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 20 hours ago

Automatic battle rifles

Can't be automatic, they're illegal in Italy... Wait.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

The races are sponsored by organized crime, that run bets, rig races, and the like.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Horses make terrible witnesses tho

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

“Men only want one thing…”

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

That sounds pretty dope...

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Economy worldwide is so shit, people are reverting to Making Ancient Rome Great Again.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't see the guns.....I only watched the video once, though.

[–] zero_gravitas@aussie.zone 6 points 20 hours ago

If you click through to the Italian reporting, the footage of the race is longer there: https://www.cataniatoday.it/cronaca/corsa-clandestina-cavalli-palagonia-enrico-rizzi-video.html

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 0 points 1 day ago

Damned kids with their horse cart races and their drugs!!