Think they got the green light on long range missile use? Just saying, it's a long way on and very effective strike...

Shit, are my curtains open again...

In your base, killing your dudes.

Took gold and silver in skeet today. (USA)

Jeepers, looking like that, I'd be shoring up her nationality, not questioning it!

He didn't win.

You don't have a poop step!?

Quick, change the law so he can run for president whilst being governor, worked for Florida.

That's honestly, for me, a perfect distillation of everything that makes The Far Side what it is. I'm still laughing.

Not ANOTHER thing I need to disable when I do a clean install...

Studies in motivational theory have been around for years which generally agree that at a very basic level people need security first, not necessarily to motivate but to be in a position to be motivated. Repeatedly pay has been proven to be a poor motivator over time. By removing the basic insecurity that people face, you give them a chance to focus on actual motivating factors like job satisfaction, self-worth and realisation.

I think it should technically be 'Dutchess' Nukem. Good work though, love the style, deffo not a fan of the super femanine for that approach!