This a sequel to Costner’s Waterworld?
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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Sting tired of doing tantric sex so he's doubling up w Shaggy.
Doctor - help me - I have a permanent erection.
How long have you had it?
About 40 years.
🎵Sting over here with de permanent erection
🎵tryin to reach sexual perfection
🎵while Shaggy gettin all de affection
🎵I have no objection to this selection
Sting got that "peeking into a dirty diaper" face
Always had
Oh, Sting, where is thy death?
Sting and shaggies album is fantastic though no joke
I imagine Sting out in public somewhere - having a latte at Starbucks maybe? A guy comes up to him...
"Hey, so you're The Last Ship guy. Is that about the tv show?"
"Um. No. 'Ship' refers to shipbuilding. In England."
"So it's not about the tv show?"
"It's about shipbuilding and my relationship to my father."
"I wish it was about the tv show. That would be epic."
You've shipped your last ship, yaoi fans!
We were both butt naked lying on the bedroom floor, WASN'T ME