Ladies, if your man weighs 4,900 pounds, that's not your man. That's a 2026 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali.
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So that’s where my money went..,
Was it about tree fiddy?
Well you see in the US, the vehicle just becomes the same legal entity as the owner, after a certain number of years.
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And when you hit the age you qualify for retriement, well they just roll back 'the odometer', as a kind of traditional joke, reflected in some records.
Bear in mind, these are averages, not medians. They can be thrown off by the relatively few Americans who weigh 100,000,000+ lbs each.
By golly, this just shows us that we need AI in everything now!
Don't worry, we'll start slowly and responsibly with inconsequential things like medicine and war.
"Adenosine/atropine, it's one of those 'A' drugs. Just give them a few milligrams and see what happens. We'll go from there."
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I'm so glad that I invested in a 60 lb bag of cement last year! In 50-59 years, I'm gonna be able to sell this bag for a fortune!
As funny as this is, Gemini was essentially broken on release. For context this is a current response
Its fun to laugh at how stupid it was, but the fact its gotten better honestly just increases the risk that someone will believe a hallucination and bad information proliferates because its embedded in largely good information making it appear trustworthy, and if you don't know the answer then you dont know when it's confidently wrong. And it increases the risk that AI usage will grow as people decide they think its helpful, with harmful implications for the environment and labor.
It would frankly be nice if had stayed that stupid, it would be much less harmful that way
Google models always suck ass, I don't get why people ever glaze it. Or google in general.
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69 pound 1 year old, such a big baby.
Nono, if you're 60-69 pounds old, the average weight is 1 year.
Anything but metric.
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Crap, I'm underweight; time to order at least 296 pizzas.
Anyone got a voucher?
Every time these get posted, I go and check if it's true. And then I realize I deliberately used Google to read an AI summary and feel sick about it. I've been tricked into giving them traffic
I get a reasonable result. Maybe they fix these things quickly?
Know how you feel, though.
Randomized result.
Because almost all of these nonsensical summaries are from when it was newly implemented so we're all making fun of something from a couple years ago
Not always, I’ll screen shot some if I see I get a new one, but I’ve definitely had some nonsense answers recently.
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No, this is still a common occurrence and pretty well documented. LLMs give a random answer based on a dataset and programmed weighting towards certain types of responses. This is why you can give the same prompt to the same LLM repeatedly and get different responses each time, or different responses by slightly modifying the prompt, even if both prompts say essentially the exact same thing. There is no comparison or "learning" happening from user input. It doesn't think, rationalize, or memorize. This is just what LLMs are and how they work under the hood.
Anthropomorphizing LLMs is a bad idea, and trusting the output without manual verification is foolish. The LLM does not know or care about misinformation, it is just a software that analyzes a dataset and outputs that information with programmed noise for variance, and sometimes extra user ass-kissing added for flair.
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Also, it clearly isn't static. I played around with Gemini and when I got some clearly BS response, just repeating the prompt would often lead to a more correct result.
That's because all these LLMs are inherently random.
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If David Attenborough was American he would have just turned into a black hole.
A 70lb 1 year old, lol.
The rest of this looks like how my kids thought growing up worked when they were really little. They expected to just keep growing, thought I was too, so by now I should be about 30 feet tall and yeah, 5,000 lb.
How long is that in parsecs?
About 17 bananas
Shit, I'm underweight. From today, 3 pizzas for dinner every day.
Looks like burgers are back on the menu boys, I'm severely underweight.
I feel a lot better about myself now. I had gained some weight that I've been trying to lose, but now I find out that I'm significantly under the average for my age range. I have over 500lbs before I'd even hit the average so I'm doing fantastic.
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Pounds? Get out of here with that. How many elephants?
How many Texas? 🤠
Everything's bigger there so a Texas pound must be some multiple of a standard US pound.
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Billions of dollars.
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I think those are common scores in Calvin Ball.
At 60, they switch over to units of time. After 70, to metric.
Edit: My bad. After 60 pounds, they reverse polarity.
Okay, on the one hand, another demonstration that air isn't particularly trustworthy etc... On the other hand though, I feel so skinny!
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