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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, I'm underweight. From today, 3 pizzas for dinner every day.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully you'll weigh 1 year when the time comes...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

You can become a one year old again, by just losing some weight!