China has an opportunity to both do something funny AND increase its popularity among the American working class
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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This would be the closest thing Xu could do to actually just pressing the communism button 
decapitation strikes rarely work
Xi doesnt even have to go kinetic. Publicly say in front of the cameras hes going to personally negotiate with trump because trump got manly hands and is an amazing deal maker. Force him into a brutal 12 hr negotiation and at the end tell him no deal. Trump will die either from the stress or a heart attack from feeble raging.
Assassination by ragebait is a good bit.
but this time it would because it would trigger WW3 which would lead to the global victory of communism
Decapitation strikes generally don't work because those on the receiving end usually don't have nukes and god complexes to accelerate into their own destruction.
If the plane they're on blows up america would try to treat it like it was 10 9/11s (bad) but to the rest of the world it would be like 100 9/11s (good)
crying into my coffee while stuffing my face with mini muffins. Never forgetti
This feels like a george costanza bit LMAO
It's the same episode where Jerry has sex at the WTC memorial bathroom (multiple times)
Or maybe it was elaine, i foerget
would it be better to make it look like an accident or to put them in some contraption where trump is the one who pushes the button so he'll brag about moving up 17 places on the rich guy list?
Personally, I think it'd be a lot cooler if it wasn't made to look accidental at all. In fact, the exact opposite.
Imagine the street parties. Imagine the kudos, then, gratitude.
of course, but china needs to worry about blowback, not what we think
Surely these people are not all on the same plane. It would be the juiciest target on the planet.
Of course not. No nation would be stupid enough to cram their entire government into a single plane. Or in the words of Polish president Lech Kaczyński:
"Pilot, fly us to Valhalla"
Just tell them there will be underage girls on board, they won't be able to resist temptation.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
simpsons-no-lawyers.jpg
Oh shit the gif version. The legend themselves overdelivering
It's what I do
Requesting permission for Hantavirus-Harry to board the plane.
It's a nice day for a red wedding
erfurt latrine disaster in our lifetime 🙏
Damn it, beat me to it. 
Now you get all the upbears.
according to my sources, iranian f4 can plausibly fly 5000 miles and unload full clip at precise location and then fall into the pacific, no harm no foul maneuver we call it
(or from mysterious airstrip in xinjiang, a new trick people like so much)
We can have a little propaganda of the deed, as a treat
Please, Lui-Xi!
Sadly, Xi could disappear the whole lot of them and the situation in the US wouldn't change one iota. These people could be replaced with AI versions and no one would notice.
It looks like this list was almost ordered by ascending pixel length except for 2 entries, and this is bothering me
Dina Powell McCormick (Meta)
I can't wait for Xi to cuck Zuck again