this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago

You were supposed to fix them, not jon them!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

TBF their job is to fix pavements, not roads.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 5 days ago

Hey, uh, boss? You know that hole you sent us to fix?...Yeah, we found it...

[–] saimen@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Niquarl@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately that last photo isn't real 🙃

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

When your token 'this fuckkin' guy' drives the indoor forklift outdoors and gets stuck in the sand pit. Then he goes and gets the outdoor forklift to try to tow it out and gets that stuck too. So you have to trek across 2 football fields of gravel to the neighboring lumberyard to borrow their 4 speed manual trans huge fucking forklift to tow both of yours out of the pit.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago