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And that’s basically it!
That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.
In the words of Mr. Hat: "you can go to hell! You can go to hell and you can die!"
Sure. Leo thinks it's a guide for morals and good living. Trump understands it's a grift to let old warmongering men stay in charge.
Are you sure? Sometimes I think Trump goes in and out of lucidity these days.his word salads have been getting worse.
If there's one thing that man will go to his grave knowing, it's how to work a scam. He may not be able to execute it, but he'll recognize it long after he stops being able to recognize animals or draw a clock..
Dallas-area megachurch pastor
Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.
They also know as much about grifting.
Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?
LOL
As I suspected, conservative Christians in the US are not real Christians, but rather “money for faith” type people. Their supreme authority is money. Nothing to do with christianity or Jesus or faith.
Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor
Nothing farther from faith than such people
I’m not surprised to see a conservative Baptist minister not missing a chance to take a swipe at Catholicism
Yeah American evangelicals don't think any Catholics understand the Bible.
"Bible" is such a weird way to spell Epstein files.
Perhaps Trump has a better understanding of American Christians than the Pope does.
He means the guy that said two corinthians?
This guy is definitely in the Epstein files.. probably a supplier..
Megachurch pastor? Don't do him dirty like that. He likely also a diddler as well.
Well. If you attempt to read it upside down it just invokes Satan and the Antichrist... /s.
Netanyahu is a master chef with bacon too.
I mean... with all the hypocrisy... he probably is
Secretly owns a chain called Bibi Burger, famous for bacon cheeseburgers.
Should probably rename it to "Five Guys Who I Let Have My Daughters"
Every Bible passage is his favorite. Like the story of Lot and his daughters.
It would be a first time experience for him where he's not the rapist.
A Christian pastor who shills and grifts? I don't think that's ever been done before. /s
That bible experts cannot agree on what the bible means, and which of its doctrine is important, makes for a strong argument that it is a historical document, neither inspired, nor univocal, nor inerrant.
If it were divine, then its meaning would be clear beyond debate.
In other words, it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more.
it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age
Yeah, this is why in a way Catholicism and Orthodox makes more sense where you have an ultimate authority chosen by god to update Christianity. Has its own issues though like the time when the pope issued purgatory skip papers for money to fund pet projects.
All those fucking fundies.
They become the very thing they hate.
Is that brown lipstick he's wearing?
I'm guessing that the 'pastor' has some pretty heavy callouses on his knees that aren't from praying.
And possibly some very pronounced muscles in his lower face.
One idiot propping up another idiot.
This pastor clearly doesn't believe in heaven and hell, or he would lie in support of the literal anti-christ.
Bigly!
Of course he knows more about the Bible - how many has this Leo guy even eaten? Can’t be half as many as Trump.
In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.
Speak American like Jesus did. None of that layten stuff. That's gay roman sheeit.
Sounds like someone wants an invite to wherever they moved Epstein Island to!
I thought plumbing was in his DNA. It must be getting pretty crowded in there.