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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

In the words of Mr. Hat: "you can go to hell! You can go to hell and you can die!"

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sure. Leo thinks it's a guide for morals and good living. Trump understands it's a grift to let old warmongering men stay in charge.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure? Sometimes I think Trump goes in and out of lucidity these days.his word salads have been getting worse.

If there's one thing that man will go to his grave knowing, it's how to work a scam. He may not be able to execute it, but he'll recognize it long after he stops being able to recognize animals or draw a clock..

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

They also know as much about grifting.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago
[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

As I suspected, conservative Christians in the US are not real Christians, but rather “money for faith” type people. Their supreme authority is money. Nothing to do with christianity or Jesus or faith.

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Supply-side Jesus worshipper.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I’m not surprised to see a conservative Baptist minister not missing a chance to take a swipe at Catholicism

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah American evangelicals don't think any Catholics understand the Bible.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's because they follow the Capitalist Bible

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[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

"Bible" is such a weird way to spell Epstein files.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Perhaps Trump has a better understanding of American Christians than the Pope does.

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[–] signor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

He means the guy that said two corinthians?

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

He must not be familiar with the seminary school curriculum.

"My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” --Isaac Asimov

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy is definitely in the Epstein files.. probably a supplier..

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Megachurch pastor? Don't do him dirty like that. He likely also a diddler as well.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Well. If you attempt to read it upside down it just invokes Satan and the Antichrist... /s.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Netanyahu is a master chef with bacon too.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean... with all the hypocrisy... he probably is

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Secretly owns a chain called Bibi Burger, famous for bacon cheeseburgers.

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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every Bible passage is his favorite. Like the story of Lot and his daughters.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

It would be a first time experience for him where he's not the rapist.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Christian pastor who shills and grifts? I don't think that's ever been done before. /s

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That bible experts cannot agree on what the bible means, and which of its doctrine is important, makes for a strong argument that it is a historical document, neither inspired, nor univocal, nor inerrant.

If it were divine, then its meaning would be clear beyond debate.

In other words, it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this is why in a way Catholicism and Orthodox makes more sense where you have an ultimate authority chosen by god to update Christianity. Has its own issues though like the time when the pope issued purgatory skip papers for money to fund pet projects.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All those fucking fundies.

They become the very thing they hate.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that brown lipstick he's wearing?

[–] saimen@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's just from the shit he's talking

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[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

One idiot propping up another idiot.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This pastor clearly doesn't believe in heaven and hell, or he would lie in support of the literal anti-christ.

[–] CptHacke@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing that the 'pastor' has some pretty heavy callouses on his knees that aren't from praying.

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Of course he knows more about the Bible - how many has this Leo guy even eaten? Can’t be half as many as Trump.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Speak American like Jesus did. None of that layten stuff. That's gay roman sheeit.

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone wants an invite to wherever they moved Epstein Island to!

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I thought plumbing was in his DNA. It must be getting pretty crowded in there.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The moment of truth where they choose a jealous God or Trump. 😂😂

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