We're posting fox news links now?
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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I know it's cheating. :(
Might as well just set up an rss feed lol
it's assisting a bunch of assholes that are ruining the planet
When is faux news not appropriate for this sub?
Looksmaxxing: Experts warn of dangerous social media trend among young men
Dr. Claire Wolinsky and Tom Kersting discuss the 'Looksmaxxing' social media trend, where young men pursue extreme practices, including 'bone smashing' and cosmetic surgery, to alter their appearance
Ballmaxxing
Looksmaxxing
Tokenmaxxing
Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired
I thought that was just Gattaca
They're maxmaxxing hard…
Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.
I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.
Maxmaxxing, I call it.
all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly
Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.
Maybe next they'll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!
There is a British comic strip called Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles. It is an absurd, immature joke about a man with ridiculously enormous spasmojesticles whose titanic sperm factories keep causing him trouble. It's fun when Star Trek predicts the future; when Viz does so, it makes me want to start liking alcohol.
like Bowie, I too am a Viz fan :),
But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?
just go volunteer to fight in Ukraine against the Russians.. Takes big balls
Why would you want bigger balls? They're already obnoxious enough at normal size.
Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point...
If balls were in the back they'd be harder to guard, if they were less sensitive we'd care less about guarding them. Agree about making them bigger though.
Warning: insecurity detected
Ew. Why?
For more authentic John Wayne cosplay
If you're even thinking of looking at the subreddit, don't. It's worse than you think it is.
If these sketchy treatments are effective then they might sterilize themselves and solve two problems with one shot!
I guess injecting saline into yourself could be safer than breaking the bones in your face.
Wait til these people hear about mumps.
Gonna have a whole new antivax demo
Some STIs would make one's balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!
Elephantiasis.