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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We're posting fox news links now?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Might as well just set up an rss feed lol

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

it's assisting a bunch of assholes that are ruining the planet

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 days ago

When is faux news not appropriate for this sub?

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would you want bigger balls? They're already obnoxious enough at normal size.

Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point...

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

If balls were in the back they'd be harder to guard, if they were less sensitive we'd care less about guarding them. Agree about making them bigger though.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Looksmaxxing: Experts warn of dangerous social media trend among young men

Dr. Claire Wolinsky and Tom Kersting  discuss the 'Looksmaxxing' social media trend, where young men pursue extreme practices, including 'bone smashing' and cosmetic surgery, to alter their appearance

Ballmaxxing

Looksmaxxing

Tokenmaxxing

Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago

I thought that was just Gattaca

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe next they'll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.

[–] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 4 days ago

They're maxmaxxing hard…

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

just go volunteer to fight in Ukraine against the Russians.. Takes big balls

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There is a British comic strip called Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles. It is an absurd, immature joke about a man with ridiculously enormous spasmojesticles whose titanic sperm factories keep causing him trouble. It's fun when Star Trek predicts the future; when Viz does so, it makes me want to start liking alcohol.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

like Bowie, I too am a Viz fan :),

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago

Warning: insecurity detected

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

If you're even thinking of looking at the subreddit, don't. It's worse than you think it is.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

John Wayne in a wide-stanced pose, dressed as a cowboy

[–] foenix@lemmy.radio 4 points 4 days ago

If these sketchy treatments are effective then they might sterilize themselves and solve two problems with one shot!

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 3 points 4 days ago

I guess injecting saline into yourself could be safer than breaking the bones in your face.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Wait til these people hear about mumps.

Gonna have a whole new antivax demo

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some STIs would make one's balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Elephantiasis.